Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored


– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY
TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN,
IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW.
I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU SEE,
THAT’S THE THING WITH BLACK ACTORS, MAN. WE NEED TO JUST UNIFY.
WE CAN’T JUST BE OUT LIKE– – EXACTLY. – HEY, HOLD UP, WAYNE,
I THINK YOU PASSED OUR TURN. THE RESTAURANT’S
BACK THAT WAY. – NAH, THAT’S ALL RIGHT. RELAX. – WHAT, YOU GOING
TO GET SOME WEED? – [laughs]
NO. – YOU GONNA GET SOME WEED,
HOLLA AT YOUR BOY. I KNOW THE SPOT. – HOLD ON.
– ALL RIGHT. – THERE HE IS. BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL! – AWW, (BLEEP),
IT’S WAYNE BRADY, SON! [gunfire] – OH! OH! WHAT THE (BLEEP) YOU DOING? – RIVERSIDE, MOTHA(BLEEP)! – GODDAMN! – [cackles] – WHAT THE (BLEEP)
ARE YOU DOING? – DAVE, CALM DOWN. – WHAT YOU MEAN, CALM DOWN?
YOU JUST– – DAVE, RELAX.
– YOU JUST SHOT PEOPLE, WAYNE! – DAVE, DAVE.
– THOSE WERE PEOPLE YOU SHOT! GODDAMN, MAN, YOU GOT
A DAYTIME EMMY, NIGGA. YOU AIN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
DOIN’ (BLEEP) LIKE THIS. – DAVE, YOU MAKING ME NERVOUS. YOU MAKING ME THINK
THAT YOU GONNA SNITCH. NOW, YOU’RE NOT GONNA
SNITCH, RIGHT? – NO, MAN, COME ON, NOW,
I AIN’T NO SNITCH. – NOW, YOU SURE
YOU’RE NOT GONNA SNITCH? – IT’S ME, NIGGA,
IT’S DAVE, BABY. – MOTHER(BLEEP),
YOU GONNA SNITCH ON ME? – YO, NIGGA, COME ON.
IT’S ME, IT’S DAVE. WE BLACK ACTORS, MAN,
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER. WE BLACK ACTORS.
I AIN’T GONNA SNITCH ON YOU. COME ON, IT’S ME, BABY.
IT’S DAVE. IT’S DAVE CHAPPELLE.
IT’S YOUR BOY. – OKAY.
SORRY, MAN. – I GOT TO GET
SOME MONEY, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO THE ATM.
I DON’T HAVE NO MONEY. – I’LL GET SOME MONEY. ALL RIGHT,
RIGHT HERE. – WHERE’S THE ATM AT? – WE AT IT. HEY! [car horn plays
“La Cucaracha”] – HEY, DADDY. – HOES, DAVE. DAVE, HOES. – GOOD EVENING, BITCHES. – WE DID GOOD TONIGHT. – THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. THAT’S–
OH, THAT’S NICE. HEY, BABY! THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
MORE POWER TO ME. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BABY. OH–OH, RAQUEL,
WHAT’S THIS? MR. FRANKLIN’S LONELY. HE’S–
THERE’S ONLY– – SORRY, DADDY. – WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
“SORRY, DADDY?” WHAT THE HELL DID– IS WAYNE BRADY
GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I’M GONNA HAVE TO GET OUT
OF THIS CAR AND CHOKE– I’M NOT VIOLENT.
I TRY NOT TO BE. I’M A–
YOU KNOW WHAT? – WAYNE, COME ON, MAN.
COME ON, WAYNE. – NO, NO, NO, I’M GONNA
GET OUTTA THIS CAR RIGHT NOW. – COME ON, WILL YOU PLEASE–
PLEASE, MAN? COME ON, JUST–
JUST LET IT SLIDE. – [exhales] YOU BETTER THANK
DAVE CHAPPELLE. GO AHEAD. – THANK YOU, DAVE,
AND I LIKE YOUR SHOW. – RUN, BITCH!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! GET SOME HELP! I’M JUST PLAYING AROUND.
YOU KNOW.

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

  1. Wayne: Dave are you gonna snitch? Dave: Naw nigga we black actors, we gotta stick together. That line killed me!!

  2. Watching Wayne 'Cap a Fool' n 'Pimp Hoes' never gets old…its like dream come true…he killed it…

  3. I always have mixed feelings about watching Chappelle show sketches on YouTube. On one hand, I love them because they're still hilarious even years later. On the other, I hate the idea of supporting Comedy Central with my views after they screwed him over.

  4. The audience's reactions to this skit went way beyond the forced laugh prompting some shows have. They're reacting exactly like we did the first time we saw it.

  5. Bro donnell Rawlings was perfect for these skits so underrated man he always kills these skits

  6. I miss when comedy was this and didn’t need to be political driven for no talent ass hats like Samantha B. I was in college and in tears for this skit

  7. “Aw shit it’s Wayne Brady son!” It’s so fucking hilarious to hear that. Wholesome Wayne Brady is really a gangsta. 13 year old me almost died when this episode aired. 😂

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