Dang, That Pedophile Rode In On A Horse?

Dang, That Pedophile Rode In On A Horse?


>>Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME,
ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. A LOT OF EXCITEMENT. GREAT AUDIENCE. I CAN’T BLAME THEM. FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY HANNUKAH,
EVERBODY. TODAY’S THE FIRST NIGHT OF HANNUKAH, WHEN GOOD
JEWISH BOYS AND GIRLS SPRING FROM THEIR BEDS TO SEE THEIR
PARENTS GOING TO WORK BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE DAY OFF. IT’S ALSO A BIG ELECTION DAY IN
ALABAMA. AND NOW IT’S OFFICIAL: ROY MOORE
IS OR IS NOT OUR NEWEST U.S. SENATOR. LONG BEFORE THE POLLS CLOSED. ONE THING WE DO KNOW IS HOW ROY
MOORE GOT TO THE POLLS. HE ARRIVED ON HORSEBACK! YES! AND I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ROY
MOORE, “HELLO YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HERE’S A BIT OF AN EYEBROW RAISER: THE HORSE’S NAME IS
SASSY. WELL, I MEAN, THAT IS A LOVELY
NAME FOR A MAGAZINE TARGETED AT TEENAGE GIRLS. “HIYO, SASSY! OFF TO THE MALL!”
♪ ♪ ♪ ( CLAPPING )
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OBJECT WORK! APPARENTLY, RIDING TO THE POLLS
ON HORSEBACK IS A FAMILY TRADITION. OH, ROY MOORE LOVES TRADITIONS
FROM THE 1800s, LIKE CHILD BRIDES AND THE DRED SCOTT
DECISION.>>Audience: OOOH!>>Jon: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!>>Stephen: HEY, MAY BE HE
LOST. WE DON’T KNOW. AND LAST NIGHT, MOORE MADE HIS
FINAL PUSH AT A RALLY FEATURING A SPEECH BY HIS WIFE, KAYLA. AND SHE EMPHASIZED THAT HER
HUSBAND IS A FRIEND TO ALL, NO MATTER WHAT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA
SAYS.>>FAKE NEWS WOULD TELL YOU THAT
WE DON’T CARE FOR JEWS, AND I TELL YOU ALL THIS BECAUSE I’VE
SEEN IT ALL, SO I JUST WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT WHILE
THEY’RE HERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ONE OF OUR ATTORNEYS IS A JEW.>>Jon: WOW!>>Stephen: WOW. “WE’RE NOT HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE MY
HAIRDRESSER IS A GAY. I MEAN, REALLY, REALLY GAY. I MEAN–
( APPLAUSE ) HE RIDES A BIKE AND EVERYTHING.” ( LAUGHTER )
MRS. MOORE CONTINUED HER TORAH PORTION.>>WE’VE HAD VERY CLOSE FRIENDS
THAT ARE JEWISH AND RABBIS, AND WE ALSO FELLOWSHIP WITH THEM.>>Stephen: “OH, WE FELLOWSHIP
ALL THE TIME. I MEAN, JEWISH GIRLS KNOW, ROY
WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR BAT MITZVAH.”>>Jon: WHOA!>>Stephen: BUT THE HIGHLIGHT
OF THE NIGHT WAS ONE OF MOORE’S OLD WAR BUDDIES WHO VOUCHED FOR
MOORE’S CHARACTER. THIS GUY DESCRIBED A TIME WHEN
THEY WERE BOTH IN VIETNAM, AND A FRIEND OF THEIRS TREATED THEM TO
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN.>>HE TOOK US TO THIS PLACE
WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A BROTHEL. THERE WERE CERTAINLY PRETTY
GIRLS– AND THEY WERE GIRLS. SOME WERE YOUNG. SOME WERE PROBABLY VERY YOUNG
>>Stephen: IUST WANT TO PAUSE IT RIGHT THERE, PAUSE IT RIGHT
THERE. AND POINT OUT THAT MAN,
DESCRIBING ROY MOORE’S VISIT TO AN UNDERAGE BROTHEL, IS ON HIS
SIDE. BUT, APPARENTLY, ROY ACTED THE
PERFECT GENTLEMAN UPON LEARNING WHERE HE WAS.>>ROY SAID TO ME, “WE SHOULDN’T
BE HERE. I’M LEAVING,” OR WORDS TO THAT
EFFECT.>>Stephen: YES, “WORDS TO THAT
EFFECT.” LIKE, “I’M LEAVING… TO GO FIND AN A.T.M.” HOOO!

100 thoughts on “Dang, That Pedophile Rode In On A Horse?

  1. This has to be the first time he ever sat a horse. Never saw someone ride as badly. Poor Sassy… almost headbutted a tree while Roy flapped his elbows and bounced in the saddle.What a maroon.

  2. "one of our lawyers is a Jew". It's seriously heartbreaking to see what democracy has come down to in American these days.

  3. Amazing, the leading sexual preditor Bill Clinton is a Saint. More like frequent flyer on the Loleta Express. Talk about scum bags, and then Hillary the women basher stands by her man, ignorantly. Wow people. Double standard = Hiprocracy

  4. why does Moore look like he is creeping on someone from behind his wife?? I didn't know teenagers went to political events. Also, why did he army buddy clarify that the children at these brothels were not boys, but definitely girls? #pedophiles #denturedonald #maga #veryfinepeople #gross

  5. Jennifer Colima, there are REAMS of proof that Traitor Trump is Putin's FUCK BUDDY. Merely because you losers are in denial about it does not change the facts, hon.

  6. Roy Moore is a fine example of the God-invoking conman who is quick to mention God when it's time for him to manipulate people into doing what he wants them to do, but in reality he doesn't believe in anything he preaches and he violates every rule that is in the Bible! That's why Trump likes Roy Moore so much — he sees himself when he sees Roy Moore! Two criminal conmen finding unity and kinship in one another!

  7. Watch the video, Moore did not at any stage have that horse under control! Leaning back like that at a canter showed me he was close to falling off several times! The horse was controlling him! It was not going where he wanted it too! Silly cowboy hat and pocket full of 6 guns and "Yeehaaa's" while swaying about utterly out of control looked hilarious! Surprised he didn't get on the horse backwards to ride off!

  8. Ryan Zinke did the same thing for his inauguration. Ah! Back to the wild west. Where men were men. Sheep were nervous. And we ruled with the gun.

  9. People in his audience are a very definition of a braindead liberal: just because you receive sexual pleasure from someones unwitty commentary doesn't mean you have to laugh

  10. So Stephen had a problem with Roy Moore for being a pedophile but not with Henry Kissinger for being a war criminal? Interesting

  11. Hey you Kolbert, just waiting for your filthy secrets are going to come out, of thewoodwork. , listen to some of your filthy stuff comes on the real life Of the internet.

  12. Wait, isn't that what racist whites say when being accused of that. "But I work with blacks!" or "I have black friends!"

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  14. we might need another civil war to rid ourselves of these nazi right wing alt right conservative republicans devils

  15. That woman was so dumb it is not funny. This is like saying hey my housekeeper is black so thus I must not hate blacks right.

  16. Seriously only ppl who are unaware of their potential racism say their friend is “a Jew”. NORMAL ppl say they know someone who is “Jewish” not “a Jew”. That’s like saying, I know a “black”, or “ a Mexican” , as if that is their only identifier. It’s really racist and just comes off horrible. Pointing out someone’s heritage in a way that categorizes them based on their race alone, is racist. We are all human. Stating someone’s ancestry, race, ethnicity, and heritage can be done without classifying them as if they are a different species, and as if it is the only thing that can be used to identify them. This really bothers me. That’s like calling someone a gay, without just saying they are gay. They don’t need to be put into a categorical box in the pyramid of worth based on race, that some ppl want to create. That’s classist and racist and needs to stop.

  17. It's called "Projectionism" … Colbert is the pedophile…And we are coming for him and the others in Hollywood and DC…

  18. ……………..Why didn't his wife just IGNORE "fake news?" Yes, I am sure some believed it, but they probably wouldn't have voted for him anyway. All she did was "speak and remove all doubt."

  19. “And they were girls”? Perhaps there some ladyboys there in that brothel? What are you not telling us? That you and Moore like the company of ladyboys and that considering how anti-gay he is he likes penis up his butt?

  20. The 2018 special senate race in Alabama, or as it is commonly known as, Red Dead Redemption meets Michael Jackson.

  21. tom hanks he just killed isaac kappy go look at tom hanks last few instgram post and the comment section the public knows

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