Boo! Oh My God! Stop! I hate you. You are literally the worst person in the universe. Hey wierdos. It’s the weekend. I gotta pause the TV. Copyright. Are you ready to go? Where are we going? what’s it called? We are going to… Haight street and Ashbury Haight street and Ashbury (Or something like that) (Say you won’t let go) Let me see your hand. (laughing) K. Put it on mine. K. Oooh. This is basically how it went. Basically. Yeah. Okay so we’re here at Ashbury..something something. We’re gonna go to American Apparel because we’re going to try to find another hoodie for Moose. I don’t know if you guys remember this photo of like when moose was a puppy. But we’ll put it right here. But she has this hoodie from American Apparel. She out grew it so we need to find another one. Alright thank you! Show them the hoodie we got for Moose. Hopefully it will fit her because she has a weird body. We’re not body shaming our dog, but she does have a weird body. aw look how cute it is! We’ll put it on her when we get home. So we can take off the ugly lesbian vest I’m like the worst person ever to take to It’s only a dollar! Ricky Martin. I’m like the worst person ever to take to a music store. Name some bands that you know. Hmmm Or like people that you know that I should know what about Coraline? No I’m not talking about that I’m talking about older. Oh. The Beatles, The Misfits. No idea. It’s Crazy. Like I know of the Beatles but like I wouldn’t be able to recognize a song if that song slapped me in the face. Heard the name, don’t know who it is. Not a magazine. I Did not know that. I know that’s a popular name. Don’t know who they are. So this place is Vegan Burg. We’ve had it once. And it’s just, describe it. What is it? It’s delicious. Besides delicious. Like what kind of food and stuff? Vegan burgers. You never would have guessed it. I know, I know never would have guessed it. This place is super awesome. They have gluten free buns as well. And they have uh gluten free like vegan meat for a replacement if you can’t have gluten. Cause a lot of vegan meat has wheat in it. So this place is bomb and they have soft serve ice cream which hopefully were gonna try because I kinda want to try it. What do you think? Yes. Yes. I want to try the soft serve. Always ice cream I’ts very good If you guys are ever in San Francisco, come to this place whether you’re vegan or not It doesn’t even taste vegan it’s really good, I promise Oh shit, there’s Sams Theres mine Oh, it’s steamy, it’s fogging up the camera It’s fogging up the camera! It’s so hot and so good. Okay i’m sorry it’s fogging up Sorry guys, but this is it Okay now we’re gonna eat Show them the ice cream, it literally looks like soft serve. It doesn’t even look, It looks like real ice cream It’s good? Does it have the texture of like real ice cream? Mmhmm Really? Oh my god I’m so excited. I can’t have the cone because it’s not gluten free so I got a…a little cup. Where is it? Oh my god… Wait, where is it? It’s underneath this. Oh. It feels like real ice cream Taste it Look at that! Fuck off It tastes like the Mcdonalds ice cream! You know so like it’s real! Are you kidding me?! What is this made out of? Angels? Hopes and dreams Literally, like, this has like, it’s like hard. Look Vegan ice cream doesn’t usually, doesn’t stick like that, it’ll fall Fuck off Get outta my face. Are you kidding me? I love how excited you are This literally doesn’t taste like vegan ice cream even a little bit. I’m really hoping it is. Just kidding, it is. This whole place is vegan. Ready we’re gonna take this off Moose you might remember this, you were a puppy Oh my god look how naked she looks Oh my god she looks so cute and naked Okay put it on her She’s like ‘I’m a lady’ We’re gonna have to X out your… Your hoo-ha Alright Moose. Okay Moose, are you ready? What’s this? Look at what we got you! Do you remember this? Aww, Moose yay! You look so good! Do you remember this? She looks pissed Look how cute you look! ‘From the hood, my name is Moose’ I swear to god she looks like one of Jenna Marbles dogs right now She’s mad she’s like ‘don’t kiss me’ Look at how stupid she looks She looks so cute! Hey guys! It’s the next day What did we do last night? We went out We did go out Like adults. We literally got back at 9:52. I looked at the clock That’s so funny But right now we’re gonna go, and we’re gonna go ice… See my umbrella…it doesn’t work! We’re gonna go ice skating I cannot use this and walk at the same time right now Yeah okay we’re gonna go ice skating and we’re gonna catch up with you when we’re inside because this wind is literally crazy! Why are your arms like that? I don’t know what I’m doing! I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to do it Don’t! Go! Go! Where’d she go? Bye Come on! I guess I’m pretty good at ice… here So, so far we both have fallen We suck and I’m not going faster than I am right now That’s it. I can’t This is… Ice…okay, ice hurts when you fall yeah it does Literally I think my knees are bruised for life For life! oh yeah! I’m gonna fall. I’m gonna fall oh yeah! watch out! So this huge ass ball right here is from ice skating That literally That’s like a I don’t know if the camera…doesn’t…I don’t think it…doesn’t do it justice And it’s starting to like bruise right here the camera, you can’t really tell on the camera but Its literally this huge ass ball That’s not my normal knee I don’t have a softball in it Oh, we both realized that…um… We’re not professional ice skaters and that’s not gonna be our job and we also realized that we aren’t yanno 7 anymore we have to act our age No there were like, there were like 5 year olds that were skating better than we were and like not falling yeah And they don’t have softball sized knots in their knee right now Literally look at that compared to this one That looks horrible Its so bad! It’s gonna be a huge bruise tomorrow So as you guys saw I fell. It looks like your knee is out of its socket actually Ow! Ow! Maybe you should actually get that checked out She’s like pushing on it Yeah that hurts Yeah you should maybe get that checked out cause that actually looks like blood Like a blood clot No it’s fine It’s just really bruised. I like fell on it like really hard She literally like made…so she was wearing black pants and like they literally like the coloring of her pants like left marks on the ice It really did It was a bad fall, as you guys saw Cause I left it in here. I wasn’t going to. I wasn’t going to leave that clip in but Sam said I should leave it in so I did She gets over talking about how great she is Well because I was actually doing, I was doing well and I think that was karma It was totally karma Karma is a bitch! Yeah she is oh my god And every single time I walk it…like I can’t…like I can’t walk on it You need to take Advil like now or ibuprofen now So we’ve decided to come home and we’ve realized that we are much safer at home and if we don’t leave the house Right Moose? So that’s why we don’t do anything Okay we forgot to end the vlog so we’re gonna end it here We hope you guys like this video Give it a thumbs up for my big ass fall Subscribe because we put out new videos every Monday and Thursday and we’re pretty funny And follow us on all the social media it is below And we love you guys but don’t make it weird, always make it weird.