James Wanna See It: Abraham Lincoln Skiing

James Wanna See It: Abraham Lincoln Skiing


WE HAVE A PRETTY
INCREDIBLE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT AT THIS SHOW. AND I REALIZED THAT USING THEIR
SKILLS, I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SEE ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL. ANYTHING I WANT TO SEE, SO I
THOUGHT I WOULD LET THEM GO HOG-WILD AND PUT TOGETHER SOME
THINGS THAT I MIGHT OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE, THIS IS JAMES
WANNA SEE IF. JAMES WANNA SEE IT.>>James: SO THE STAFF CAME TO
ME AND ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO SEE. AND I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL. THEY SAID DONE. I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O
WHAT I WANNA SEE. THEY SAID WHAT? I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O
WHAT I WANNA SEE AND THEY SAID DONE. AND THERE THIS T IS. RIGHT? THIS HERE THIS IS THE WHEEL
O’WANNA SEE. OKAY? AND ON IT THERE ARE OPTIONS OF
THINGS THAT JAMES MIGHT WANNA SEE. TO BE CLEAR, NOT WHAT THE BAND
WANNA SEE, NOT WHAT ANY OF YOU WANNA SEE. WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE, OKAY. SO WHAT I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU
IT TAY LITTLE SPIN AND SEE WHAT IS LANDS ON, AND IF JAMES WANNA
SEE IT, TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SITUATION I AM JAMES. I’M JAMES, SEE, IT SAYS JAMES
WANNA SEE, RIGHT, AND IT’S ALL JUST THINGS THAT JAMES WANNA
SEE. (LAUGHTER)
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN THIS. (LAUGHTER)
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE, MADAME? I DONE CARE. I DON’T CARE, THAT IS THE
BEAUTY OF IT, SO HAGA, IS THERE ANYTHING ON HERE THAT YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SEE?>>IT’S IRRELEVANT. (APPLAUSE).>>James: ALL RIGHT. SO I’M GOING TO GIVE IT A SPIN,
IF I WANNA SEE TRK WE’LL SEE T IF I DON’T WANNA SEE T WILL YOU
HAVE TO LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE NEVER KNOWING WHAT IT WOULD
LOOK LIKE. OKAY. 50 CENT AS A CENTAUR, A 50
CENTAUR. SO THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES
WANNA SEE IT. SO THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES
WANNA SEE IT. JAMES WANNA SEE IT. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
— C3PO RAILROAD R2-D2 LIKE ONE (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
— C3PO RAILROAD R2-D2 LIKE ONE OF HIS FRENCH GIRLS. WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN
SEEING THIS? I DON’T GIVE A [BLEEP] WHAT IS
IT HAGA.>>IT’S EARL.>>James: IT’S IRRELEVANT,
YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. C3PO DRAWING R2-D2 LIKE ONE OF
HIS FRENCH GIRLS. DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT? OF COURSE YOU WANTS TO SEE IT
(APPLAUSE) OKAY, A POLAR BEAR WITH THE
ICONIC RACHEL HAIRCUT. THAT’S A TOUGHEE. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I’VE SEEN IT
SO MANY TIMES IN MY MIND IT’S A BIT LIKE WHEN YOU’VE READ THE
BOOK AND THEN YOU SEE THE FILM. WHAT EXISTS IN MY MIND, WILL IT
BE THERE IN THE IMAGE. I DON’T WANNA SEE IT. GUYS. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. YOUR DISAPPOINTMENT IS NOTHING
BUT AN ANNOYANCE TO ME. (LAUGHTER)
DO YOU REALLY WANNA SEE IT, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT? A COW WHOSE UDDERS ARE EACH A
DIFFERENT CAST MEMBER FROM FRIENDS. OH, I DON’T KNOW, DO YOU WANNA
SEE T REG?>>Reggie: YEAH, NO, YEAH.>>James: HONESTLY, DO YOU
WANNA SEE IT.>>Reggie: HONESTLY, NO.>>James: YOU DON’T?>>Reggie: BUT I KNOW IT
DOESN’T MATTER.>>James: IT MATTERS TO ME. JAMES WANNA SEE IT. OH, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SKIING DOWN
A SLOPE USING TWO BAGUETTES AS SKI POLES. I FEEL LIKE I’VE SEEN THAT. WASN’T THAT IN THE FILM? DANIEL-DAY LEWIS, ISN’T THERE A
SCENE WHERE DANIEL-DAY LEWIS IS– AS ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS
SKIING AND HE’S GOT BAGUETTES AS SKI POLES. DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT FILM,
YOU’VE SEEN THE FILM, DANIEL-DAY LEWIS AS LINCOLN.>>Reggie: YEAH, THE FILM
DANIEL-DAY LEWIS AS LINCOLN.>>James: YEAH, AND ISN’T
THERE A SCENE IN THAT FILM WHERE HE’S GOT BAGUETTES AND HE’S
SKIING.>>I KNOW THERE IS A SCENE WHERE
HE IS EATING BREAD.>>James: RIGHT, MAYBE I’M
CONFUSED. THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA
SEE IT. THE QUESTION IS DOES JAMES WANNA
SEE IT. (LAUGHTER)
JAIMSZ WANNA SEE IT T JAMES WANNA SEE IT WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH REBECCA FERGUSON, PETE HOLMES AND SONEQUA MARTIN-GREEN,

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