Match the Job to the Person | Lineup | Cut

Match the Job to the Person | Lineup | Cut


– Okay, give me a good spin. (laughter)
(applause) Help, my house is on fire! Yeah, Brittany’s a firefighter, for sure. (“In the Hall of the Mountain
King” by Edvard Grieg) – Hi, I’m Timmy Rogar, I’m a
drag queen and a bartender. – My name is Alex Alexander. – I’m Ilah Dizon. – I am Crystal Reed,
and I work here at Cut. – I fucking love what I do. Totally, I can’t imagine a
dumber way to make money. – I’m doing some sort of guessing? – Okay, am I gonna have
like, a list to choose from? – Oh, really? Wow, porn producer? – Bounty hunter? Horse listener? – Is this real? Some of these jobs I
didn’t know were real jobs. – Alright, do you wanna come up first? – Nice to meet you. – Great meeting you. – That’s a good handshake.
– Thank you. – Do you shake a lot of hands at work? – I do. – Give me one more good one, okay. – Can I touch you? – Yeah, you sure can. – Okay, do you feel okay? – I’m okay with it.
– Okay. – Wait, let me see your fingers. No you can’t be the firefighter. – I really just want to
get rid of tarot reader. I don’t know what that is. – You know like the psychics. – How do you feel about God? – Uh, he’s a cool guy. – Can you sing like a gospel thing? I’ll give you a beat, go ahead. – (clapping) I’m sorry I can’t sing. I don’t…
– Okay. – I’m going with pastor,
I feel good about pastor. – Because you failed all the tests, I think you’re,
(laughter) I think you’re a software engineer. – Oh man, so this is literally just what you’re labeled as forever now. – I know, man. – Okay, next. Oh, you’re definitely a horse listener, because you look like you’re from nature. – Aww. – Maybe she might be the
porn producer (laughs). – No it’s not, it’s just like, it’s versus what I would have thought, y’know like a heavier set
guy who breathes heavy like, (breathes heavily)
(laughter) – Do you like what you do? – I love what I do. – I want you to do a little
motion of like brushing a horse. (laughter)
– Okay, okay, not very good. – Have you ever ridden a horse before? – I have. – You’re a horse listener, for sure. – We’ll go with ER nurse. – She’s probably the
firefighter isn’t she, probably. – Do you work with a lot of people? – Yes. – Do you like people? – Some. – Do you know CPR? – I am certified in CPR. – What’s your favorite porn genre? – Anime. – Right on. – I feel like maybe
you’re a porn producer, this is the trick.
(laughter) This is the trick. – What’s your favorite book? – I like to read reference,
so like studying new topics. – You’re hard, I think you
– That’s what she said. (laughter) – That’s a good one, okay she’s
definitely a porn producer. – Can I go with software engineer? – I’m gonna go tarot reader. I still barely know what it is. I’m gonna go tarot reader, for sure. – Okay, ooh, (hisses) – Wait, before, you have to judge. – Okay.
(laughter) Teach me your ways with makeup, oh my god. (sniffing) – You smell neutral, I smell nothing. – Because you have good style, I would say you’re a bartender. – I think I want to go with ER nurse. – How come? – ‘Cause everything else is
like, it would kinda make sense, I think that’s like the most
thing that I wouldn’t expect. – You’re wearing lots of crystals. I’m gonna go with tarot reader. – Deal. – Hello, fellow Asian. (laughter) – What’s your favorite porn genre? – I don’t watch porn,
– Oh wait yeah. – But I have seen two girls
and one cup, and that was… (laughter)
(clapping) – Oh my god, I don’t know, I was, I’m starting to question whether or not you’re the pastor and now I’m like, no! – Do you have long hours?
– Yes. – Are you tired? – Yes, stressed.
– Constantly? Definitely ER nurse. – You’ve got riding boots, gorgeous ombre. Wendy the horse whisperer, listener. – Hello.
– Hello. – You seem very friendly. – I’m friendly. – And you got like that
badass, like Denzel’s like brother kind of thing going on. (laughter) – Can you drop and give me five? Okay, can I sit on you?
– Let’s go. (laughter) – Ready?
– I’m ready (screams) Okay, okay, okay. – Pretend like you’re
trying to bounty hunt me, and like I’m trying to run away. Try to get me. (laughter) – No, I’m still going with bounty hunter, you got that calm, cold, collected. – I’ll take it. – Imma go firefighter. – So doing pushups with somebody on my back makes me a firefighter? – Look, it’s not a perfect science, look. (laughter) – Congrats,
– Yeah. – I hope you like your job. – Oh, you look intimidating. – Thank you.
(laughter) – I forgot what that’s called. – It’s a bolo. – [Interviewer] Does that mean anything? – Yes, bounty hunter. (laughter) – (hissing)
(humming) I wish I wouldn’t have gave away pastor. – I went to a Christian college. – What did you study? – Psychology. – What’s the longest
shift you’ve ever worked? – 36 hours.
– Yeah. Brittany’s a firefighter. Do you want to twirl me? (laughter)
(applause) Help, my house is on fire! – I’m gonna go bartender now. – Hello, I’m Sir Mark. – Hi, Sir Mark?
– Uh huh. I have titles of knighthood
in eight countries. – So like they did the… – Yeah.
– Huh. – Tell me about your sign and
how you feel about the moon. (laughter) – Well, I’m another air sign, Aquarian. – Okay. – And uh, I love the moon. – There’s only two things left. Bounty hunter and porn producer. You could be both of those,
man, you really could. (laughter) – Sir Mark’s a total bartender name, I could see you at like a
cute little hole in the wall, talking to people about their problems. – What does a bounty hunter do? – They get hired out to chase
people who have warrants. – Yep, you’re a bounty hunter. – You’re like really gorgeous. – That highlight is magical.
– Thanks. – Although, like your hair, I feel like is too long
to be a bounty hunter. – I could put it up in a bun. – There’s only one thing on the list left, so I’m not sure, it’s porn producer. And, you know what, I
think you could do that. – Do porn producers star in porn too? – How do you feel about vaginas? – Um, I mean, I like mine. – You’re stern, you look
like you get shit done. I’m gonna say you’re the porn producer. – Okay. – Aunjoli the porn producer. Would you book me?
(laughs) – I don’t feel good. – I think I got all of them wrong. – Yes. – I can? – You’re the bounty hunter,
and you’re the pastor. – Tarot reader, uh huh. – I’m gonna trade you two. – You know what, I want you two to switch. – You’re the pastor ’cause you had that whole knight situation happening. – Because no one suspects the hot lady to be in like software engineer, ’cause I don’t know, men apparently are the only ones in that industry. – I’m just gonna stop messing with it now. – Like two. – How many hands went up? (screams and laughs) – What?!
(laughter) Get out! – Okay, it’s like half. – (sighs) Alright. – This is like, an M. Night
Shyamalan movie right now. (laughter) – Okay, ’cause I got a lot of questions. (laughter) – Alright, mister pastor. – What kind of congregation do you… – Uh, it’s a Christian congregation. – Yeah, awesome. – Will you sing now? I know this song is like
(singing a tune and clapping) – [Both] ♪ Of my heart. ♪ ♪ I want to see you ♪ (clapping) ♪ I want to see you. ♪ – What made you want to be a pastor? – I was in high school
and I was just kinda going through like a depression, and the church kinda
helped me through that. – Yeah.
– And so, I figured, I want to help kids who are
going through the same stuff, so, yeah.
– Totally. Well, that’s awesome, good for you. (clapping) – When did you decide to be a firefighter? – I’ve been a firefighter
for about three years, so… – Okay. – What’s like the gender
balance where you work? – Uh, 4% of us are women nationwide. – That’s it? Wow.
– Yeah, so seven at my department, seven
women, and then about 130 men. – (sighs) Sounds like a dream come true. – Can you do the firefighter carry? – Maybe, I don’t know, I’m wearing heels. (screaming) – Probably just like that. (laughter) (applause) – So you’re a horse listener,
do you own your own horses or do you help people, or both? – Both!
– That makes sense. – But you listen to the horses? – Right. It’s less talking to the horse, and more listening to the
horse to have them tell me why they don’t fit into
the domestic world. – Did you have to get a degree for that? – I did an eight year internship with a world-renowned horse whisperer. – Horses are amazing. – They’re unicorns, you can only see their horns if you’re also magical. – I wanna hug you. (laughter) – Hi.
– Hi. So, the crystal didn’t mean anything? – It didn’t. – How old are you? – 23. – How are you already an ER nurse? – Well I got a really incredible scholarship to go to school,
– That’s so cool. – And otherwise I would
never have been able to. – When you go to work, do you wear this? – I don’t do full glam,
but I’m always on a lip. – Do you deal with any like issues with your queer identity at work? – Um, yeah I work in a
conservative healthcare system, and it’s really hard because
patients can be rude. – Even though you’re trying
to help them? They’re trash, not really.
– Even though I paid money to go to school.
– Like everybody else. – I just want to help them.
(laughter) – To be fighting that fight in places where it’s not easy is so brave. – Thank you.
– Thank you. – Hi.
– Hi. So you’re a software engineer?
– Mmhm. – Do you do like, game development or? – So we develop intermapping software, so it’s like Google Maps but indoors. – Can you find people with that? – No.
– Do you work for the government?
– No. (laughter)
– Just kidding. – Are there any like roadblocks
because of your gender? – Yeah, a little bit, but
you just have to speak up. – Mmhm.
– Yeah. – Bartender?!
– Yeah. – That totally makes sense. – You were like pretty cool, so maybe I should’ve guessed that. – You ever witness bad Tinder dates? – Every day at work.
(laughter) Every single day. – Do you enjoy it? Do you…
– I love it. – I love it too.
– It’s the best, it’s like a chef but with bottles, and you get to talk shit at the same time. – Yeah, exactly. – Bounty hunter!
– Yeah. – I got you right, you’re
the only one I got right. – Have you ever shot anybody?
– No. – Do you get to handcuff people on a regular basis?
– Yes. – Have you ever been in
a high speed car chase? – Yes. – Oh my gosh, do you wear disguises? – All the time. – Dude, that’s so scary because I would never see you coming. – Do people cry a lot
when you drag them away? – I’ve never had anybody not cry. – Really?
– Yes. Everybody always cries. – Do you know any other
female bounty hunters? – I do, I know a lot of
really good ones, yeah. – Well, thank you for your service. – Oh, appreciate it. – This is like a job fair. – Tarot reader, Sir Mark.
– Yeah. – I shoulda known with the name. – Wait, you told me
earlier that you are like a person of God,
– I am. – and in the Bible it says
you’re not allowed to like worship anything other than God. – There’s no worshipping of the
tarot or anything like that, it’s just a simple
scientific procedure which, each of the 78 cards reverberates
with a certain energy. If I have the clients choose the card, and it’s just like a
magnet, do-do-do-do-do. – Interesting.
– And it just, tells exactly what’s going on. – I really want a tarot
reading, like I really do. – Come on down to the shop. – I know right, I need to. – Oh! Yeah, you were like way
too hot to be like any… – But I’m not a porn star so… – Yeah, but you’re, you run the show.
– Right. – What do you do as a producer? – Basically, I make sure that
the people that are applying aren’t like underage,
– Yeah. – Have any like fraud stuff going on. – Do you work with PornHub? – I do, I do. – Number one channel.
– I uh, like monitor about 5,000
different live cam sites so, – Wow.
– that is our like main… – Do you make good money off of it? – Not as much as the performers, but yeah. – So yeah, is that like… – Pay-per-minute.
– Pay-per-minute? – So, anywhere from $1.99 a
minute to like $14.99 a minute. – Oh, you could, you can, they, yes. You should do it. Let’s talk after.
– I just got a new computer. – Oh (laughs)
– So… – What is the kinkiest
shit you’ve produced? – I’ve seen prolapsed assholes, so I’ve seen like
– Prolapsed? (vomiting) Oh my god, I say cover your ears pastor! (laughter) (applause) – Thanks for sharing, you guys. – Thank you guys, sorry that took so long. How did I not guess anyone
except for one person?

100 thoughts on “Match the Job to the Person | Lineup | Cut

  1. The drag queen who said "I can't imagine a dumber way to make money" and as a drag queen I've never identified more with something

  2. I'm a pretty straight guy, yet I feel like Timmy Rogar is my spirit animal.
    That's normal, right?
    Either way, I wanna see more of him! 😀

  3. The gayest show ever .. and what's with all those gender stuff ?? Is it tough to be a software engineer cause you are a woman?? Like why would it be ..

  4. 12:56

    tf is a prolased asshole????????

    MY FUCKING EYES I LOOKED IT UP UNDER IMAGES AND AHHHHHHHHHH DONT FUCKING LOOK IT UP

  5. my mom knows about Tarot, & she would say is not science, is mystical. And i'm an engineer & i would say, is not science because science has already discarded such superstitions. And for the woman asking that you shouldn't worship anything other than God, ok Tarot is very linked to Judeo-Christian mysticism, it isn't against Judeo-Christian belief at all, it isn't against any belief at all.

  6. Wait… was the porn producer the one on truth or drink with her grandpa who refuses to get a hearing aid?

  7. Religion is a terrible way to deal with mental health problems. Someone stop that pastor from making teenagers compartmentalize their problems

  8. Is it just me or does anyone else notice that the pastor and the porn producer are standing the furthest apart 😂

  9. That bounty hunter, I knew it. She looks like she'd Deck me ngl. That porn producer, honestly didn't expect her to be beautiful, is that wrong? Probably, whoever her boyfriend is must be amazing honestly, she would have ridiculous standards haha

  10. I can't stand gay fuckers and by the way that pastor hates gays they want them to burn in his church kill that red dress freak

  11. Of course the 3rd person to the right is the bounty hunter i mean look at her does she look like the sorta person you'd go up to, ask on a date and come out barely alive

  12. why do i get the feeling the porn producer does not know what the fuck she is talking about lol….or that she is not even a porn producer

  13. The two I guessed before the end were the bounty hunter and the tarot reader they just looked so obvious to me

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