My Least Favorite Activity

My Least Favorite Activity

I spent a couple of weeks there, I stayed in this really nice,
like, bed and breakfast. The woman that was running it, every morning she would
ask me, she was like, “Are you going to go hiking today?” And all I could think was, wow, this lady knows nothing about me. Hiking not today, or ever. I wouldn’t hike to escape the Nazis. Like, if I was in that
movie Sound of Music, and they’re like, to avoid the Nazis head over those mountains, I would’ve been, mountains? Isn’t there a basement I could hide in? I mean like a finished basement, yeah. One with like a keg
and an NFL season pass, you know what I’m talkin’ about? I’ve been hiking. The first thing you
notice when you go hiking, is it’s a mistake. Oh, we’re not walking
anywhere in particular, there’s nothing at the end of this trail. There’s no bar, or restaurant, not even a vending machine. We’re just idiots. There’s always that
moment when you go hiking when you realize, oh no,
now we have to walk back. There’s no exit through the gift shop. I wanna like hiking. It’s like horseback riding. You wanna like it, and
then you get on a horse, and you’re like, that’s right,
I’m not a 12 year old girl. Get me off this poor animal. But hiking is huge, it’s huge. There’s hiking clothing. There’s clothing for walking outside. I thought all clothing
was for walking outside. And there’s whole parts of the country, the entire Pacific Northwest, everyone’s dressed like there could be an impromptu hike at a moment’s notice. Well, I’m going for a coffee, but you never know when
a hike might break out. So I’ll put on some sturdy
shoes and a breathable fleece. That joke was brought to you by Patagonia. You usually hike with a friend, right? And pretend you’re in a Viagra commercial. How is your erectile dysfunction? There’s always that solo hiker, that looks like they
just got rid of a body. Was that guy with someone? Why’s he carrying a garbage bag? Is that Dexter? Why’d you ask me to walk in the woods? But it’s not just walking. Hiking involves an unnecessary
amount of climbing. You wanna climb up here? No, I don’t wanna climb up there. I’m an adult, I have a driver’s license.

59 thoughts on “My Least Favorite Activity

  1. HAAA! I'm probably the lone girl hiker carrying a trash bag. ๐Ÿ™‚ If there are too many mosquitoes out, I'm with you, Jim, and will drive… or take a nap.

  2. Amen on the mosquitos. I stay inside in warm weather unless going from my car into the grocery store. I donโ€™t even like activities that involve a lot of walking. I was a girl scout,too. Hated it. Especially sleeping outdoors yikes!!

  3. I went to college in Humboldt county.ย  Most people wore hiking boots, jeans and flannel shirts to class.ย  Even business majors.

  4. Hey Jim… This place in Big Sur is worth the short hike. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  5. Oh, Jim, thank you for being you! I was in such a bad mood today and had to click on your stuff and like a charm I was laughing. <3

  6. I feel the same way about fishing. I love it in a video game. "hey cool I just caught 3 bass and a red snapper. Let me just dump it off at this NPC and get some nice coinage" but when you do it in real life….ew I have to bait the hook….oh my god I just pierced a fishes mouth with a nasty barbed hook and now I have to rip it out and toss it back with my bare hand. Then it's all buggy and hot and the fishing string is always getting tangled and you need one of those pesky liscenes. So instead I like to just have a kiddy pool with some of those magnet toy fishes and pretend to fish or I'll just bring a rod to a lake that just has a bobber and a weight so it looks like I'm fishing but really I'm just enjoying being by the water away from people pissing my day away doing something relaxful and doesn't cost money.

  7. Why do people associate horses with 12 year old girls? All the greatest battles in history were fought by men charging in on big horses. Knights rode horses. Cowboys rode horses. Horses are just much a male thing as a female thing.

  8. I was literally trying to write something funny and stupid like 3 times and each time I erased as Iโ€™m not as funny as JIM . Iโ€™m not even sure why Iโ€™m trying to be funny as itโ€™s his channel . I just like the idea of stupid stuff and laughing and feeling on top of the world .
    Jim we appreciate you and we wonโ€™t try to be funnier as thatโ€™s just stupid to think . I mean I like to laugh and so forth but at the expense of others ………. come on ……

  9. Some of Jim's humor can really skirt the edge of being distasteful. Jokes about escaping the Nazis and hiding in a basement? If he's not talking about himself, I think that one's over the edge.

  10. Wish you were coming to Canada I checked out your tour but so far from me:โ€™( im in the GTA around Toronto
    Come see us!

  11. Hiking is popular here in Washington state. I hadn't noticed our clothing differences until he pointed it out though. Just seemed normal to wear hiking boots to church.

  12. Just the word 'hike' has a sense of ill foreboding. Loose pants, the ball being snapped. Who picked "hike" for a walk in the woods, anyway?

  13. Jim, have had a stressful 2 weeks…just chilling in bed and watched your video. If it wasn't for my faith and watching your clips to remind me it could be worse….like having to have to go hiking…thank ya

  14. Iโ€™ll never laugh as hard as I laughed the first time I heard his hot pockets joke. I was a sophomore in high school, and probably stoned, but the first time I heard him tell that joke I was in stitches so hard I couldnโ€™t breathe. It was the first time in my life I was in pain from laughing so hard. Iโ€™ll never forget that, Jim. Thank you.

  15. Yes. Yes. Hiking is so unnecessary! Last time I went (in Oakridge, Oregon…an impromptu hike broke out on Christmas) I fell and broke my leg! Could have stayed home!

  16. That was a sharp turn from the American Dream trailer.. i think I'm about to catch a cold..comedy is the best medicine

  17. He is so PG by societal standards but i think it makes his comedy more unique and he does it so right. Like really right, i love u jim bag u crack me upโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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