(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly– ♪ (Ian) Shut up! (Ash) I can’t believe I’m
finally a Pokémon trainer! I’m gonna catch ’em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way! Hey, what the hell is this guy doing? Oh, that guy?
He’s just waiting to fight ya! What? I don’t wanna fight him! Well, do you wanna get past him? Yeah. Well, then you gotta fight
him, ya stupid jackass. God, none of you idiots
know anything Pokémon! ♪ (cheerful tune) ♪ Boo! You looked at me funny! Let’s battle! ♪ (battle tune) ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don’t wanna fight you! Too bad, you walked
in front of me! Let’s battle! ♪ (battle tune) ♪ No! I don’t wanna fight anyone! I’m just here to catch Pokémon! (sighs) Look man, I’ve been standing
here for five weeks straight waiting for somebody to walk by! Do not take this moment from me! Fine. Let’s battle! ♪ (battle tune) ♪ I choose you, Pikachu! Pikachu! Heh! Is that all you’ve got? Go, Magikarp! Karp? Karp? All right, Magikarp, hit
him with the splash attack! Karp? Karp? Karp? Karp? – Pika?
– Karp? Alright, Pikachu! Use scratch! – Pika!
– Kaaaarp! All right, now use thundershock! You can’t go twice in a row! You have to wait for me to choose
what attack I wanna do next! All you have is splash attack. Hold on, I’m thinking! Son of a bitch… All right, Magikarp! Hit him with the splash attack! Karp? Karp? Alright, Pikachu! Annihilate
him with a thundershock! Pikachuuuuuu! You got lucky this time.
Here’s 20 poke-dollars. Sweet! Now that that’s out of the way, I can finally continue
my quest to catch all… ♪ (dramatic music) ♪ Fu– (Ian) To see bloopers
from this video and more, click the link in the description below! – Pika…chu!
– (gunshot) (Ian) Quick! Use subscribe attack
by clicking the yellow button! ♪ (light cheerful tune) ♪ Ah yes, this music brings back
fond memories of my childhood. I have a nostalgia boner right now.