SARAH: Hey, do you know if they got turned
out today? Dude, from far away you can’t even see the clipper
tracks. Well have you asked a saddle fitter? Have you tried him in a Hackamore? Have you had him scoped? Have you tried him in a Myler? Have you checked his teeth? Well, have you tried the Micklem? Hey, is it cool if we stop and check on the
horses real quick? Hey dude, have you thought about SmartPaks? Hey, quit that. Stop it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, are you doing a light or a medium? And, of course, it was right in front of the
judge. Damn, look at the tail on that one. He is such a good boy. You are the best pony ever. Baby boy, I love you. Oh, look at the pony! Oh, and if Dave asks, I won this. Hey, can you pull my chaps down real quick? Oh! Loose horse! Loose horse! Loose horse! Loose horse! That’s the horse thermometer. Hey, does he look off behind? Hey, can you come tell me if this feels hot? Hey, does this look normal to you? Hey, is my panty line too obvious? Every single time.