Stuff Riders Say – Episode 2

Stuff Riders Say – Episode 2


SARAH: Hey, do you know if they got turned
out today? Dude, from far away you can’t even see the clipper
tracks. Well have you asked a saddle fitter? Have you tried him in a Hackamore? Have you had him scoped? Have you tried him in a Myler? Have you checked his teeth? Well, have you tried the Micklem? Hey, is it cool if we stop and check on the
horses real quick? Hey dude, have you thought about SmartPaks? Hey, quit that. Stop it. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, are you doing a light or a medium? And, of course, it was right in front of the
judge. Damn, look at the tail on that one. He is such a good boy. You are the best pony ever. Baby boy, I love you. Oh, look at the pony! Oh, and if Dave asks, I won this. Hey, can you pull my chaps down real quick? Oh! Loose horse! Loose horse! Loose horse! Loose horse! That’s the horse thermometer. Hey, does he look off behind? Hey, can you come tell me if this feels hot? Hey, does this look normal to you? Hey, is my panty line too obvious? Every single time.

100 thoughts on “Stuff Riders Say – Episode 2

  1. I laughed when she poured water on herself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ. Can't wait till I have to do get horses water and probably spill it on myself

  2. I pretty much just said all of these things last weekend at a show and at the barn the rest of the week… oh, and thats' ME with the water bucket. Every.single.time.

  3. My horse loves to chew so when he does I get mad at him and then he looks at me with his big black horse eyes and it's like the puppy dog look but worse….He's a stinker…

  4. 1:14 ย ALL the TIME!! ย  I've ended up filling halfway, hanging it up and then filling it up with another bucket. ย It may take more trips but you don't spill water everywhere.ย 

  5. Yes. the bucket one so much. every. single. time. XD
    and ive yelled loose horse a lot. every time I fall. lol
    And ive asked about the panty line too lol

  6. I have suddenly become a lot more more worried about my underwear, ever since I watched this 3 months ago! Or something.

  7. The last one…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ EVERYTIME ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to full my horses water up with a bucket…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. That end though X'DDDD I used to carry buckets like that, until I got more muscles during the winter while carrying water from our cellar to the stable with 2 full buckets of warm water, walking with them through the snow in 25ยฐc- X'D That waterbucket fail only happened to me once… First I screamed then I threw out some really inappropriate swearwords that I should NOT write…. X'DD

  9. "Ehnanah!"

    You don't realize how ridiculous it sounds until you hear someone else repeating it. I need to stop ๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Somebody: loose horse!
    Horses: *running away
    Cildren on horses: crieing, falling off, panicking
    Parents: OMG MY BABY IS GOING TO FALL! I need To help.
    Everybody who work at the barn or rides there for a long time: CALM THE F*CK DOWN! Its just a horse, but watch out do

  11. The last one is sooo true i did that and my trainer just nodded her head and said just go change ๐Ÿ˜‚ and i started keeping extra clothes in the tack room ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜

  12. I have a pretty funny story about the loose horse one

    I was on a fox hunt but had left the main group to head back, and my boy tripped on air (there was literally nothing to trip on) and we both flipped. One second I was looking down a trail and a nice steady canter, and the next whereโ€™d my horse go?

    As soon as I hit the ground I screamed, but I specifically removed why. It wasnโ€™t pain, as I hadnโ€™t had time to feel anything yet, and it wasnโ€™t fear, no it was because the rest of the herd was around a corner ahead and my brother, who wasn a great rider, was with them (heโ€™s good enough to ride off lead w/t/c, but I donโ€™t think he can stick a bolt) so my mind just goes โ€œwarn them!โ€ And I could t form words yet so I just screamed ๐Ÿ˜‚ and then I screamed from fear, and finally shock. And then I started crying cause I was worried my boy had broken his leg (heโ€™s 30 but he hadnโ€™t, heโ€™s perfectly fine)

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