Dang, That Pedophile Rode In On A Horse?

>>Stephen: WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU VERY MUCH. A LOT OF EXCITEMENT. GREAT AUDIENCE. I CAN’T BLAME THEM. FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY HANNUKAH, EVERBODY. TODAY’S THE FIRST NIGHT OF HANNUKAH, WHEN GOOD JEWISH BOYS Continue Reading

Taskmaster – Paint A Horse While Riding A Horse

Uh-oh. Oh. Hi. Oh, hello, Kate. I love the smell of manure. It reminds me of my childhood. Is that poop? Oh, yeah. Paint the best picture of a horse whilst riding a horse. You may only paint when your horse is in motion. So, wait a minute. That means Continue Reading

Tom Cruise Forces James Corden to Skydive

>>James: OH MY GOD! OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. OH [ BLEEP ]. [ MISSIO [ MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MUSIC ]>>James: I’M HERE IN PERRIS, CALIFORNIA, IT’S 110 DEGREES AND TODAY I’M ABOUT TO JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE WITH TOM CRUISE AND I CAN’T QUITE BELIEVE I’M Continue Reading

Conan O’Brien Didn’t Ask David Letterman For A Horse

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS CURRENTLY THE LONGEST SERVING LATE-NIGHT HOST ON TV. HE’S THE OLD MAN IN THE MOUNTAIN. HE’S THE MANDARIN WITHOUT MELONIN. PLEASE WELCOME CONAN O’BRIEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪>>THANK YOU VERY MUCH! THANK YOU SO MUCH! EVERYBODY HAVE A SEAT! Continue Reading

Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN, IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW. I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU Continue Reading

The Advice Michael Jackson Gave Jennifer Love Hewitt

WAY. >>THAT’S RIGHT. >>Jimmy: I MENTIONED IN YOUR INTRODUCTION YOU’VE BEEN CONSIDERING SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT. >>119 YEARS OLD, YEAH. >>Jimmy: THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH I WOULD LOVE TO GET MORE INFORMATION ON. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU POSTED ONLINE.>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: THAT’S YOU AND OBVIOUSLY MICHAEL JACKSON. OR Continue Reading

Horseback Riding Injuries w/ Jennifer Connelly & Jason Alexander

>>James: JENNIFER, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR BRILLIANT FILM “ONLY THE BRAVE” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE URGE EVERYBODY TO SEE IT. FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW, TELL THEM WHAT THE FILM IS ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.>>I THINK IT’S A REALLY GOOD MOVIE BASED ON A Continue Reading

How the Compton Cowboys Are Keeping Kids Off the Streets | The Daily Show

WOOD JR.: Compton, California, has long had a reputation as one of the most dangerous places in America to be a young black person. In fact, Compton’s homicide rate is more than four and a half times the national average. But here… there’s a group who believes that they have Continue Reading

Prepared for Terries – Key & Peele

[low music in headphones] ♪ Yo. Hey, yo. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Excuse–Excuse me? Oh man, oh man, oh man. I’ll tell you one thing, if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane, psht, don’t worry. We got this. Oh. Okay, I have no idea what you’re talking Continue Reading

Obama’s Bike Helmet: The Worst Scandal in Presidential History | The Daily Show

– There’s one more thing that has many Americans including myself humiliated today. Take a look at the photo comparison of our Commander-in-Chief. There he is juxtaposed with Vladimir Putin. They have no respect for our President, for his weakness. (dramatic music) – He wears a helmet when he rides Continue Reading