Trump’s Christmas Gift to the Poor: Tax Hikes: The Daily Show

Thanksgiving is over. Leftovers have been eaten. That weird cranberry sauce has been stuck back in the can for next year. And the turkey that President Trump pardoned has robbed a liquor store, killing two people. You pardoned the wrong bird, Donald! And with that all behind us, it’s time Continue Reading

RENO 911! – Terry at the Piggly Wiggly

‘How you doing, Bernardino?’ Now, some folks down at the Piggly Wiggly in the produce section, real upset. – You’ve been there? – They’re upset. – Yeah. – You’ve been there? (Junior) ‘Did you see anything while you were down there?’ I’m… I haven’t been there for… …seventy years? – Continue Reading

Obamacare Takes a Price Hike: The Daily Show

But let’s move on to our main story. A little bit more serious. It’s about Obamacare. All right, if that’s where you get your health insurance, uh, the one doctor who does accept you, well, he has some bad news. Millions of Americans will face big price hikes and fewer Continue Reading

RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee

OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. OH, TERRY, TERRY, TERRY. [SIREN] WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT! TERRY? TERRY! KNOCK, KNOCK. HI. KNOCK, KNOCK. GUESS WHO? WHO’S THERE? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT. WE JUST SAID THAT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M LETTING YOU IN. I DIDN’T LET– Continue Reading

Chappelle’s Show – “Frontline” – Clayton Bigsby Pt. 2 – Uncensored

CLAYTON BRIGSBY, BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST VENTURED OUT INTO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. SIR, YOU’RE A FRIEND. WHY NOT TELL HIM HE’S AFRICAN-AMERICAN ? LISTEN, MAN, HE’S TOO IMPORTANT TO THE MOVEMENT. IF I TELL HIM HE’S BLACK, HE’D PROBABLY KILL HISSELF JUST SO THERE’D BE ONE LESS NIGGER AROUND. HIS COMMITMENT Continue Reading

Taskmaster – Paint A Horse While Riding A Horse

Uh-oh. Oh. Hi. Oh, hello, Kate. I love the smell of manure. It reminds me of my childhood. Is that poop? Oh, yeah. Paint the best picture of a horse whilst riding a horse. You may only paint when your horse is in motion. So, wait a minute. That means Continue Reading

Chappelle’s Show – The Wayne Brady Show – Uncensored

– DAVE, I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. THIS IS NICE. – OH, MAN, IT’S JUST BEEN GREAT, MAN. – WELL, SAME HERE, MAN. YOU BUSY WITH YOUR SHOW. I GOT MY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY COOL. – YEAH, MAN, YOU Continue Reading