ULTIMATE ASSASSIN’S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]

(man) Look at that guy’s hood. It’s so big! (Ian) Shut up! (warping sound) ♪ How many fools can I kill today? ♪ ♪ Too many to count ♪ ♪ Don’t get in my way ♪ ♪ I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow ♪ ♪ Tomahawk Continue Reading

POKEMON IN REAL LIFE!

(Jigglypuff) ♪ Jigglypuff, Jiggly– ♪ (Ian) Shut up! (Ash) I can’t believe I’m finally a Pokémon trainer! I’m gonna catch ’em all and nothing is gonna stand in my way! Hey, what the hell is this guy doing? Oh, that guy? He’s just waiting to fight ya! What? I don’t Continue Reading

PARENTS SUCK!

-(parent) Now, now, don’t forget to eat all your vegetables. -(Ian) Shut up! -That’s it, Mom! I’m moving out! -Me too! Love you, Mom. -The greatest thing ever just happened to me You see Take that, Mom, you can’t tell me how to be I’m livin’ on my own and Continue Reading