Book of Christ | Infomercials | Adult Swim

>>THE KORAN. THE BHAGAVAD GITA. PLATO’S “REPUBLIC.” THE HOLY BIBLE. THESE ARE HUMANITY’S GREATEST BOOKS. AND NOW A NEW DISCOVERY IS ADDED TO THE HUMAN CORPUS… THE BOOK OF CHRIST, THE FIRST AND ONLY BOOK OF THE BIBLE WRITTEN BY JESUS HIMSELF. WE TASTED HIS BODY. WE DRANK HIS BLOOD. Continue Reading

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>>I AM THE DESTROYER OF MOUNTAINS, THE KILLER OF KINGS, I ALWAYS FLY BY YET I DON’T HAVE WINGS. I CAN END BASKETBALL GAMES OR MARRIAGES WITH SIMILAR EASE, AND THOUGH I FLOW LIKE A STREAM, ONLY WATER CAN FREEZE. I’VE MURDERED PARENTS AND CHILDREN AND HOUSE PLANTS GALORE, YET Continue Reading

Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim

>>[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] He’s got the ear. But that is huge. No, look at its ears. No, Tom. Tom. I’m serious. Look at his ears. He’s huge.>>[ SNEEZES ] [ SNIFFLES ] SOMETIMES, BEING A MOM IS LIKE HAVING TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.>>MOM!>>HEY, MOM! [ LAUGHS Continue Reading

Infomercial: For-Profit Online University | Adult Swim

>>FOR-PROFIT ONLINE UNIVERSITY IS CHANGING THE GAME FOR EVERYONE. >>FPOU IS GIVING ME THE THINGS I NEED TO GET THE THINGS I WANT. >>WE’RE USING THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY TO DEVELOP TOOLS TO ALLOW BUSINESSES TO CONNECT TO GLOBAL SOLUTIONS. >>AT FOR-PROFIT ONLINE UNIVERSITY, I FEEL LIKE I FINALLY BELONG. >>FOR-PROFIT Continue Reading