Book of Christ | Infomercials | Adult Swim

>>THE KORAN. THE BHAGAVAD GITA. PLATO’S “REPUBLIC.” THE HOLY BIBLE. THESE ARE HUMANITY’S GREATEST BOOKS. AND NOW A NEW DISCOVERY IS ADDED TO THE HUMAN CORPUS… THE BOOK OF CHRIST, THE FIRST AND ONLY BOOK OF THE BIBLE WRITTEN BY JESUS HIMSELF. WE TASTED HIS BODY. WE DRANK HIS BLOOD. Continue Reading

THE GHOST SKATER – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

I am Seratos, demonic Lord of revenge, who dare to invoke me?! I think it was me You? Oh really? Were you cooking and invoking a Lord of hell? It’s a new recipe. I’m not a very good cook. I saw it on TV and it seemed easy Hmm I Continue Reading

Pop Team Epic – Skiing, Singing & Killing

The ‘Full House’ When Urkel Taught Steph Glasses Positivity

(heartwarming music) – [Narrator] Stephanie has a note from school. It says she can’t see for shit and needs glasses yesterday. She denies these baseless allegations by jamming her face an inch from the note to read it. Girl, it is time to check those peepers. – What if they Continue Reading

Minecraft Creepypasta – “ANNORA PETROVA” #5 (Minecraft Creepypasta Roleplay)

Victoria Beckham Called Security on Michael Sheen at an Ice-Skating Rink

-This is very exciting. You’re about to have a child. -I am. Yes. -Yeah. Any day now. -Yes. [ Cheers and applause ] -And you’ve had — this is your second, but there’s been a bit of a gap between them. -Yeah, I left 20 years between them. -Yeah. -Because Continue Reading

Alpha Chow | Infomercials | Adult Swim

>>Announcer: THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR ALPHA DOG REVOLUTION. THREE YEARS AGO, FITNESS EXPERT KENT ROSS BECAME DOG’S BEST FRIEND WHEN HE TRANSFORMED THE KIBBLE INDUSTRY WITH ALPHA DOG CHOW. THEN HE CHANGED THE GAME AGAIN WITH THE ALPHA DOG TOTAL NUTRITION SYSTEM AND THE ALPHA WAVE COLLAR. Continue Reading

Stewie Hits The Ice Rink | Season 17 Ep. 7 | FAMILY GUY

[dramatic music] Stewie, I’m very impressed. I didn’t know you skated. Yeah, well, there’s a lot you don’t know about me– like, I’m always full of surprises. [easy listening music] Did it work? Yes. Yeah, you were supposed to be quiet! Would you like to join me for a dance? Continue Reading

Stewie & Brian Meet Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski | Season 17 Ep. 7 | FAMILY GUY

Oh, my god. Brian, look! Who is that? Oh, that’s figure skater turned flamboyant commentator Johnny Weir. I wonder where Tara Lipinski is? I heard they always have to be within quipping distance of each other. Oh, she’s in the hat! Isn’t she amazing? I feel like she’s my soul Continue Reading

Chipchella | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Boys, have I got news for — Alvin! Put some clothes on! Technically, Dave, fur is our clothes. And it’s not a shirt. It’s a [bleep] nightgown! Oh, shut up, boys! I just booked you for this year’s Coachella. [ All cheering ] Are we on the main stage? Uh, Continue Reading