Cheerios! | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

It’s hard to find a great-tasting breakfast that won’t raise my cholesterol. Did somebody ask for a tasty breakfast?! Wow! Ohh! Nothing beats the taste of oats and honey! It’s gr-r-r-r-r-eat! What the [bleep]?! Aah! No! No! Oh, my God, no! This can’t be happening! It’ll be okay, bee. You’ll Continue Reading

Choose Your Pokemon! | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Welcome to the Johto Gym, Ash. Let’s see if you got what it takes. Pikachu, I choose you! Pika, pika! Henry Kissinger, I choose you! We should take advantage of the Sino-Soviet split and open relations with China. That’s… Uh, wai– what? Uh, uh, Pikachu, thunderbolt attack! Pika-chu! Oh! Henry Continue Reading

Honest Scooby Doo | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Woman: What happens when four best friends write each other letters about how they really feel? The letters have been delivered. “We’re best friends, and I love you.” Aw! “But I have to tell you that you’re weak. I mean, I’ve heard of damsels in distress, but you make Princess Continue Reading

Stewie Hits The Ice Rink | Season 17 Ep. 7 | FAMILY GUY

[dramatic music] Stewie, I’m very impressed. I didn’t know you skated. Yeah, well, there’s a lot you don’t know about me– like, I’m always full of surprises. [easy listening music] Did it work? Yes. Yeah, you were supposed to be quiet! Would you like to join me for a dance? Continue Reading

Stewie & Brian Meet Johnny Weir & Tara Lipinski | Season 17 Ep. 7 | FAMILY GUY

Oh, my god. Brian, look! Who is that? Oh, that’s figure skater turned flamboyant commentator Johnny Weir. I wonder where Tara Lipinski is? I heard they always have to be within quipping distance of each other. Oh, she’s in the hat! Isn’t she amazing? I feel like she’s my soul Continue Reading

Chipchella | Robot Chicken | adult swim

Boys, have I got news for — Alvin! Put some clothes on! Technically, Dave, fur is our clothes. And it’s not a shirt. It’s a [bleep] nightgown! Oh, shut up, boys! I just booked you for this year’s Coachella. [ All cheering ] Are we on the main stage? Uh, Continue Reading

Switchamaf**k | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Announcer: Karen wanted to grow up a little too fast. I hate being 13! Announcer: Until she wished on an old Civil War coin… Let me be a grown-up already. Announcer: …And woke up 30 years later. Oh, my God. I have boobs. I have a house. I have a Continue Reading