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AND THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP HORSE SHOW KICKED OFF JUST ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. THIS IS THE 40TH YEAR FOR THIS EVENT.IT IS HELD EVERY SEPTEMBER RIGHT AFTER LABOR DAY. SOME OF THE BEST RIDERS IN THE STATE WILL COMPETE IN EVENTS LIKE BARREL AND ARENA RACING WE’VE GOT APPROXIMATELY 1860 Continue Reading
Ah, this next guy raps. Please welcome T.I.! [ Up-tempo jazz music plays ] We are amongst a king! We are amongst a legend! [ Music stops ] You look great. Hey, man, likewise. Thanks. [ Sniffing ] What’s going on? What, you ain’t got two seats in the joint? Continue Reading
WHAT IS IT? I CALL IT THE PIZZA-THROWER! LOOKS LIKE A TANK. THAT’S BECAUSE ITISA TANK. CONGRESS PASSED A BILL THAT SENDS ARMY WEAPONS TO LAW ENFORCEMENT AND ASSORTED VIGILANTES! RADICAL! I TURNED THE RADIATOR INTO A BRICK OVEN. THEN REPLACED THE MISSILE TURRET WITH A PIZZA CANNON! IMPRESSIVE, DONATELLO. Continue Reading
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-Our guests tonight, one of the biggest groups on the planet. Their new album, “Map of the Soul: 7,” is out now. BTS right here! [ All cheering ] -Okay, sit down. -Welcome to the New York City subway. What do you think? First impression. -Hot dog, coffee. New Yorkers, Continue Reading
-Hey, guys. I’m here with Justin Bieber, and we’re gonna play some hockey, or as they call it in Canada…? -Hockey. -Really? -Yeah. -Okay, let’s do this. Why do we need all this stuff? This is the dumbest thing. -So, imagine a puck, which is like really hard, you know, Continue Reading