The Wife on Vacation … The Lover in Town – La Moglie in Vacanza… l’amante in Città (1980)

The Wife on Vacation … The Lover in Town – La Moglie in Vacanza… l’amante in Città (1980)


Hell I put you send
servants on vacation. I do not take too much. Two three clothing
that can not walk naked … Do not walk naked …
Steps … – What happened?
– I fell on the floor laughing. How can you be the so careless?
Come up to close and other genži! Other? Those were not all? – Grab you and you, the train leaves in an hour.
– Coming soon! You should not Increase with me
you have to Increase the Gondrand. My name is Andrea Damiani
and work in the meat industry. As you probably understand,
that’s my wife. It’s a little bit severe, but it
a great woman. The problem is that I and a
special mistress. Look at it! It’s there.
He came in Milan three months ago. It’s like a cat, stands on the roof.
It’s crazy and jealous … It’s jealous ….
My wife is jealous. And to control me, make
acrobat every day. Look at it! The trouble is that fail to
forgot any of them. What was elegantly dressed today … Pretend that I do not see. I think there are
blind, as his wife who sees nothing. Still does not know why they are able. – Valeria!
– What? You do not put too many
the suitcase this? I put the thing.
You decrepit? Grabe and get it!
Miss the train. – Andrea! Have you seen my bag?
– No, baby! I saw it. I put it here on the bed … Misfortune is that it has not been closed.
And he saw the bag? – Who put it there?
– I. If you be careful what you … I got it. You close suitcase
and get them all in the elevator. – Casa Damiani!
– With Mr. employer, please! – It’s for you.
– What will? – Hello!
– You are, stupid? Yes, I am. Chinese … ? – I give you Chinese …
– I’m Chinese. – Last year I was Russian
– No, go to the mountains. Try my dear, to see what scandal
I’ll be your beautiful Chinese. Okay, I’ll stay.
I obey! I have to say no.
I was fooled. I sent her the household on holiday,
Who knows what nonsense have to do … Stay quiet, I will not dirty anything.
I can eat and your mother … – No, no! They let alone a mother ..
– It’s better … Quick Turin, line 3, the wagon 11. Excuse me I can not wait to get to, but
need to run the office, they come Chinese. – Let me …
– In a few days and I Fri. Take your time, are you regularly spend my
single vacations, summer or winter … – You’re an angel wife …
– Yes, yes … – Tell your, lady!
– Where to go? Quick Turin …. I send luggage
at Courmayeur, Hotel Royal! – There plecaži, ma’am?
– Later. Look money, keep the change. – Thank you, ma’am!
– Hello … ! Hello, sir! – What are you doing in my chair?
– Arrange things on the desk … … before everything is closed … What to close?
The office remains open. We have said we Vacation
until next Monday. What Vacation? Vacation … ? We work in the food industry,
we have vacation. – What are we, Construction Firm?
– Yes, sir … ! No, sir! Giovanni must remain
nailed the phone. Anyone caller must tell that
administrative office is closed until Monday. We remain here just to say
the caller that it’s closed I finished, Giovanni. If the caller
my wife or my mother … – I have never phoned.
– This time they can call. Tell them that the office is open and
I am left to discuss with the Chinese. – Do you understand?
– The Chinese? – Just what I was hired.
– You’re still on probation … I am free, sir, I tell them
will call soon. Tonight you will stay here
two hours late. – How do you, sir!
– Do not do anything stupid! – What are you doing?
– What am I? What do you, Miss? – Do not you see? I put my socks.
– I see, see … ! Yet what I see … ! Who turned on the light?
God … ! – Welcome, sir!
– What are you doing in my house, Giulia? – How did you get? He saw the goalkeeper?
– Sit still, no one saw me. – I entered the terrace.
– How many times to say it’s your dangerous? – Not too clean home …
– Giulia … ! Taste a little to see if you like! – What perfume …
– I like the new maid? – I come to eat it …
– A potole your hunger are there. No, I have to quench my hunger
eating yourself … Stop! Let’s see
If your roast is ready? ” – I am ready …..
– What are careless! – You struck my dear?
– I have nothing. Take care of it, blows. I’m done. Can we go
the table, everything is ready. – What good e. ..
– I love … ? Bombolotti a’la Romanian,
A’l suco ravioli … Turkish a’la spinach. – Colombian Garizi juice.
– Wonderful! – I like Gula, clicking?
– Gula and your driving me crazy and you! Finish with your hands, for two hours
kitchen work, go to lunch! – Go away!
– No offense, sweetie! In fact, I have done nothing wrong. – Please!
– Thanks! Can not ma’am, I should
pay for performance. -You remember me every time
when you must change. Taxi only
the city that has wireless. Ensure that you come
fast as lightning. – Good evening!
– Remember, 6767! Casadei Emilio, 6767. I’m fairly classic Credeaži wife? My husband makes love without
and to even-out pajamas. With the lights off … Assure you
it’s a waste of time. I dream to fall into the abyss of pleasure to reach the top of a strong passions
and aggressive, deep and romantic. … As promised this young Giovanni.
Count of Sanseverino. Fate helped me to meet him
and I hope my dream will come true. I trust him.
At least the so indicates shields … I am Giovanni Sanseverino.
In fact, I called Giovanni at Caretta. Ibitonto!
In the sense that I was born Abitonto. Chance wanted my cousin Peppino,
to work a waitress in Count Sanseverino, and are now in Switzerland,
The fear of being rapeseed. One evening, we took advantage of subscription
count, and I went to a concert and there I met the blonde
the image. – Join!
– Thanks! Chopin’s music creates an atmosphere that
made to flash flame quickly wish. To succeed as Count me give
San Severino, had to meet with her Park San Severino, and to tear them
promise that I will call. Even if it is modest and not
wants to tell me her name. – Excuse me, I have to answer the phone.
– Please! – House Count Sanseverino. Who?
– I am Peppinio! Giovanni! Wait a little. I did not have any interference.
It was my job. Fucking cousin-mu me put
in it. I could not refuse him. Now what? If the owners return,
throw me in the street as the last fool. – How are you, Peppino?
– Talk … – Came?
– Yes, come. You were right, it’s beautiful. Tries are not looked
with much interest. I almost forgot, I told you
My butler’s little girl! You’re little girl and my sister that the
unfortunately it is people with me. See you and not realizing I come and I,
but fool me locked directory here. I understand why I have
to be … and you do not … We hear later. Madame! – Want something to drink?
– A tea. Thank you! You’re welcome! – Can I do cook?
– One exceptional. – And as a waitress?
– Unmatched. Come here!
Whose funduležul this? – Do not want to govern are first cake?
– Hardly wait … Make a gesture of love, my love! Liked your cake? – Is a little bit sour cream.
– How? I did it. – What you tonight, Giulia?
– There are only good in bed, do you? – Please do not start again!
– And I’ll get one again. I tired to run after
you like a cat in heat. I got tired of waiting for
your wife to go on vacation, to spend one day
complete only with you. Thank you! To hear the delegations:
Chinese, Russian, Afghan … Burunello of ’73! Giulia! I love you heart …
Your dead heart … – Count will delay much?
– It will come in Milan and lightning. E to Milan? Must
leave tonight. – I can not wait to him.
– Do not know the account, Madame! How many relationships has
will be here in two minutes. – How to talk, Peppino …
– I was all over the world, ma … Longer feel my accent pugliez? No! November in Parma are
nuiži usual to speak Italian. – What are you looking?
– Crack! – Crack skirt.
– You like it? It’s a nice model, do you?
I have a very good tailor. He worked many years in Paris. – A beautiful woman is seen after cracks.
– It’s true. – How much sugar?
– Two linguriže. He and my mother has said …
Poor Mom … – Dead?
– Live and you! There is no money, poor! You wanted to be dressmaker … Earl told me about you … – Why? See?
– A little. Less, less … – Can I sit next to you?
– Of course! I want to confess something.
I said before anyone until now. – It’s because of hormones.
– Yes? 98% of my hormones are female.
I’m going to Casablanca to work. I’m glad you’re the and a. I understand. Do not know how comes when
stand alone with a man. I can be quiet,
you are safe. House does not pull.
I’m going to see what has. – Be careful! Fur …
– What disaster … – What are you doing?
– Do not … Boiling water … Smoke from the bottom …
Forgive me, Madame! I am down if divorced. I guarantee it to bank loans.
If I leave, I’m not one loan. – Want to see me poor?
– Yes. I do not!
I do not know how it feels to be poor. I am regularly to be rich.
Slow, Giulia. Slow, Giulia! Get up!
You better wash under shower! – My eyes are full of foam, will not see anything.
– It’s a little shame … – No way. Come, ride me!
– Lead me too! – Bring your beloved Giulietta.
– You’re a treasure … ! Stops you, and hung his head below.
Low bathtub is not my fault. How can bathroom Valeria
in a tub like that for low? – This is your place.
– It’s good to you? Rinse you yourself, fool! Giulietta! Liar! Let’s see what you do if you catch! Come here, Giulietta!
Wait! I always love are.
I catch you … Jump on you …
Now you can not escape. The desert fox and … Are you crazy? Want to make tools
forever in the attic? – Starting today … Strike
– What strike? Ez cross and hands … and legs.
We went on strike. – The famous strike “wild bird”!
– Why not choose between her and me? I am not born to be mistress,
are born to be his wife. You understand? I am not born to be my wife
are born to be lovers. Do not know what to do with men anymore!
Count delay and let me down and down. Men have sensitivity
delicateže, passion … are white and bite you,
rare but there. – Heart does not count?
– How to not count! They believe that the Middle Ages
that woman has no heart. You have a heart and round
wonderful, no longer understand anything! Sometimes I think
nowadays only those that you are
able to have feelings. My feelings are in place.
I do not missing anything. Someone like you should meet
woman at the right time. How do you say? Right woman
at the right time? And as I look … ? What gentle massage … !
It has a calming effect and has … After sleeping pill that …
I took a nap … – I feel that I have no energy …
– And I feel like that full of energy … Good rest!
To see … – Where is it?
– He took a sleeping pill, and rest up! – Why take a sleeping pill?
– Because there are times when the situation becomes fire, followed by a
fourth degree earthquake. – How?
– At the bottom. – I massaged Japanese ass cream.
– What nonsense have you been … ? I did not stupid, you do shit.
He telephoned the owner, returns tomorrow must not find you here
I gotta go, otherwise kill me. – I’m getting in bed with her right now.
– Do not do anything with it, Giovanni … – Why?
– Fell in love with me. Do not talk rot. By the way, have your
played the role of the little girl? That this was love
me, I want to convert. – Wants to convert you …
– No noise … If all sleep, try
to see who e. – Do not touch her. Slowly …
– Easy … – Pussy ….
– Stupid! – Baby …
– You love? ” Exit i. … Hey, girlfriend! Look in the bag! Royal Hotel, Courmayeur.
Bermasconi Valeria Damiani. Damiani …. E. … s wife …
My chief’s wife. – I feel bad!
– What does this mean? Warning! Lady! A Chinese ship 22 million. – Hello!
– Hi, Damian! – Be careful with your heart …
– The shit … – Good morning, sir!
– Good morning, lady! God … – What are you doing here? If you see us together …
– That and I … – I do not!
– Tonight Scotland to support me. The best restaurant.
You understand? – Are you crazy?
– I am crazy! If I’m not in support Scotland,
May we never see. – It is impossible.
– Why? – Because we have a business dinner.
– Do not keep the job with the Chinese … Milan is an important customer. If I was your wife, you had removed? I never took it with me
my wife at a business dinner. It was solved! Scotland on me tonight
support, and I prezinži as your wife. – You want me to ruin, Giulia … !
– Andre … – You blind?
– I do not feel well. Put it on your Giulietta to see,
You rub your little, baby … Keep the pace!
Do not hold your breath … Gone! We should not be
vćzuži together. – Damiani!
– Hello! – How’s your wife?
– It’s good, is on vacation. Must udćm event
when he returns. To organize a support … Yes, you must udćm event …. The so-gonna be! Finds you still my restaurant
Giovanni, a commuter … One where people like yourself go.
Can you give me any recommendation? Let me think …
I found! My cousin took me to a restaurant
Damenego is called, is near the highway. – To eat there?
– You be still. – I expect Damenego 9.
– I’ll wait? Giovanni wake up, I’ll be there with
my wife, I need to cover. – You need to cover it?
– Da Giovanni, tonight at 9. I need to see that exit support it
with a patron of Milan. You understand? Live at the restaurant and you prezinži
as a patron of Milan. – I am in Bitonto … !
– To pretend that his name Bitontu boss …. Pretend you’re an employer Milan
born in Bitonto. At cretino … – What perfume …
– Good morning, Peppino. Bonjour, Madame!
Breakfast is served. Thank you! Give me a hand?
Fail to pull the zipper. No doubt! – Here?
– Yes. – It’s count?
– Which count? Giovanni! Yes, came back, he saw dormeaži …
have significant business and left … You must understand that we
your only myself here and now. How nice … – The rose is for you, lady …
– Great … – Whose fur and ifonier?
– Count Of wife. – But Earl is not married …
– His mother is married and ifonierul … with father and ifonierului . I only left us … – Peppino I realized I was left alone …
– In the room which I never suffered one. With this body that vibrate,
for me and for you. It’s like a violin song
First violin …. – How are you, Peppino?
– I became lighter. – It seems it’s gonna be too much?
– Enough … I thought more
us tonight … Even if between us
this barrier is social … Let this butterfly
to emerge a little from his shell … – Are you crazy?
– More than I heated. – Not anymore, do not stir …
– Where are you going? – Wait …
– What talk? Do not oppose resistance, I do not like. Another vase of 22 million … God! I killed?
Not a joke, Peppino … ? – Wake up, Peppino …
– There were Chinese dishes are … You broke my one thousand in head
destroyed … – Hello! Who?
– You were … I am Giovanni? My adored! There … Adore hell.
To me, and single and desperate … You made me stand like embers …
even fur coat caught fire. – Coming soon, darling …
– Stop expecting, are late … This morning had to be at Courmayeur,
do not know if I want to see you. – Have you been disappointed more …
– Why talk like that, love … ? My head hurts … !
Lady … ! Can not see anything slip …. Just will not go naked … Emilio Casadei at your orders, ma’am.
Good morning! Again you … !? For you, I have crossed the Atlantic and
if not to pay for gasoline … – Enough to take me to Courmayeur.
– In Courmayeur … – Please to go straight …
– Right … Will be the most straight
six hours of my life … I’ll be damned … A Be … ! But I have not heard
Damenego never this. I was getting ready and well, the lawyer’s
in the area, and he comes here. – Anielli?
– Yes, even him. Come, my dear! – It’s dead even …
– Good evening, contact your place! Good evening! – Come … !
– We … – Dear Meneco … !
– My name Bartolo. – Bartolo Meneco Call him!
– Him? – Yes, call the Menego.
– Welcome … – Take place Menego sir!
– No, you understand? I do not know … I have told you
Menego tell you … and I’ve said Menego. I told him to call on
employer, the Menego. Baron … left. Where is it?
No returns tonight? It’s kind of difficult.
He left everything, is dead. – When did it happen?
– In May we celebrate seven years. – How time passes …
– An even dead, dead … Meneco a real cemetery … – He and Anielli tonight?
– Tonight and have only three … fierži, prćjiži and cut … How about a country baked chicken? No, sir!
There is roasted chicken. We have only three and mark penižć gold
īnveliži in cellophane … Command later to
expected that one friend. – How do you!
– Thanks! Three-star restaurant … – Please, Giulia … !
– Bćdćranule! You brought your Bodega this because it was
afraid that your friends see you with me? – Be good, Giulia!
– I want to see if any client that … I’ll swear there is! I’m happy
not yet arrived, That fool is a major customer … – What happened?
– Excuse me! That broke the vase in my head.
You are two fools. If Countess comes and finds you not fur or hell as a name and that
it cost three million plus VAT. Pu and itches due to decay
that. We must make a move. Where to go? If not tonight
I go to Dameneco Damian fired me … – If you do not come with me to the Cour …
– Courmayeur. – I’ll break your neck and get you in the least and decay.
– Me to break my neck? – Do you see what do the least and decay!
– You want to destroy me … – Then go.
– To leave. – Wait! I want to tell your something.
– Do not tell me. – We have your say.
– Do not tell me. Okay, tell me! Damiani is his girlfriend
and I foržeazć to cover for him. You know what I can do? I’m going to Courmayeur
and are covered with his wife. – Mine?
– Not yours, Damiani’s. – Do you understand?
– Yes. Who pays to Courmayeur? Fifty-fifty! He and the British say. I’ll you pay your half
īmprumuži my money and have a paying mine. You understand? Sure we can trust him?
It’s a reasonable person, civilized? He is one who traveled.
He traveled the world over. – How much eleganžć! Not like that, Bianca?
– A and E. .. ! Have you heard? – Do you think will come?
– To make any money. – Less assassin.
– I understand. – How?
– 100 000. Welcome! Tell him to come to my table
as and when such an old friend. – I introduce him to my wife …
– And he’s on. – And his wife?
– Do you mind? How Do I offend?
That’s perfect. – Look 100,000.
– Apiece! – How the hat?
– One for him and one for his wife. – To understand, um …
– To understand, huh! Is this pace we find flowers on mountain
no snow. You can not go faster? Of course, lady!
At your orders! What is this machine? If the
hurt, I do not pay a dime. – Did I just explained. Stalk …
– Stealthily … – See you not miss any hole!
– You think you can? – Good evening!
– Join! It’s there. Andrea! I’ll be damned,
Where’d you come from? – What did you find your piece …
– Tony … Onion, the remaining womanizer. – My wife and I do not know yet …
– What a pleasure … – He’s Mr. …
– Damiani … Allow me! Giulia is my wife,
Tony … It’s a pleasure to meet. His mother to die, what a beautiful …. Take place! – Tony is a resourceful type …
– I’m doing … You work and more … started below … – I would say …
– Began with transport. – I have a truck …
– Jokes and up … It started with one truck
then 10, 20, 40 … – Not like that, ma’am?
– Yes … Is one of the largest
transport companies …. – It’s full of money as a bank.
– The hell … We never arrive.
You have children? – Not yet.
– Poor you! We have seven. Ending!
Think It did only children. It’s like an animal … – You mean that loves you?
– Yes, very much … Apparently it is satisfied in bed … And as Andrea said. Greatest satisfaction in the world
money, love and my wife … – I heard enough.
– I swear, it’s not true! – A big neīnželegere. I’ll swear!
– I thought you’re man. But you’re just a pig.
To be damned … You saw what he did? Bill, please! Warning! Excuse me! It was a moment of weakness,
landscape I did not see you well. – Exit!
– Idiot! You did not see the curve? That’s what I exit it on the asphalt
curves, thighs, calves, thighs … Sorry, we are here.
I’m … Cut the crap, better stops
a car. Getting to Courmayeur? Flight! – How are you, stupid?
– There was a hole. Here’s a car. Stop! Sorry, the machine is broken and
we do not take on board the unknown. It’s a matter of principle. – What did they say?
– Said it did not take the unknown. – You need to prezinži.
– If you introduced to your, stop and airplanes. – He and thought?
– Yet what I think … Stop! Stop, please! – You see he never went as you said?
– We must show that it is under the fur coat. How Do you permiži? Do not see what’s cold?
Want to cool? Or not you want to stop a car? – Welcome! Sacrifice myself.
– Sacrificaži sure! To see the treasures … – It’s better without glasses …
– Scotland more, it’s better … You see he is not working …
I told …. Running. Comes next. – We are alone?
– Thank you and your holy patron. St. San Giovese?
Protector of the Beth … – More are on strike?
– Do not … Open the door and you go home on the arm,
as young married. Open the door and take you arm. Come! You do like that, it’s more modern. He and the young are married
today. I do not think you … I left my TV switched … Let down coat that … Gilda … is empty … s White … And expecting more of? I hasten … Stop TV and Fri … – Baby …
– Baby …. – Andrea!
– My mother-here, go away! – Go up.
– Up, down, wherever you want. – How are you, Andrea? Open!
– The cabinet, under cabinet … you want … Grabe and get it! A Mother … ! What this visit,
we left yesterday … Not ignorance,
Who are you talking? – Talking to “nobody”.
– I heard when you said “baby.” “Honey?”
Sing and say “baby”. Sing!?
Let me go! Where you going, Mom?
I’ll swear, sing … – You remember the area? You know the lyrics …
– You know the verse are just pigs … – What have you done with my little girl? Monster!
– Good. What I did with your little girl? You cānži while
My little girl is gone? – Not gone, gone.
– Has disappeared. What does this mean? I telephoned the hotel and they told me
that came only luggage. – Do not know anything of Valeria.
– Not enough? My little girl left last night?
What are you doing? Stops you! – Where did you hide it?
– On Valeria? – The woman who brought her into the house.
– How can you think something like that, Mom? – Because you’re a pig.
– Me? Yes. I said I Valeria: “When not
are home, that women make. ” – That you think about me?
– Yes. Even worse. Where did you hide it?
I find myself. Valeria knew I should not
to marry you. Since I have seen,
I knew what kind of man are. What? Where is Valeria? Who knows
what happened to her. Cry? These are crocodile tears.
Where did you hide it? Where? In the bathroom?
You hid in a bathroom? You can see the path and if you
not find, traitor! – Get on the roof.
– Raise blinds. – Blinds …
– Yes. Blinds … You should run when you open … – What are you doing?
– Nothing, change a little air. Why sit there, asshole?
What’s hidden behind the window? Let me go. Still believe
me that are worse? Not here. Under the bed … – Me are Virgin …
– What are you, you crazy? – Why do not you trust me, mother?
– You’re horrid. – I’m like a child, I do not know to lie.
– You’re a pig. – You’re a monster.
– You know how I love you, Mom. – To become more apropiaži.
– With you, never. – Let me go.
– Be good … Leave, leave … – I love you, Mom!
– What? Let me go. I want to look under the bed. As you have found a second mother,
look into my eyes. Fool! Look what I got
I do because of you … – You see, there’s nothing?
– Does not convince me. – What was that?
– A moth. I only tell stories,
I’ll show you moth … Why do you look back where
Have you forgotten? It’s not fair. I forget where I want.
I want to look better. – Help! I left īnžepenitć.
– The door that is broken. – I will try to get you out of here.
– Grab you and you do not have air. Have a little patience.
Trying to unlock the door a. – Have a little patience, mom.
– Faster, idiot. You want to die here? – Prepares luggage! Go!
– Go? Go to Courmayeur! Hello, gentlemen! You have a room reserved
for Count Sanseverino. Count Bettona with short sleeves … ! And still a room for servants. For your apartment and
for the servant, a cćmćružć. I need a little information.
Ms Damiani has arrived? No. They came just luggage. – Must not be the and a.
– Now what? Anunžaži me immediately
Ms Damiani coming. – Do not worry, Mr. Earl.
– Thank you very much. Your apartment is at 109 and
servant room 310. Look what. Key
to leave an apartment here Take room key only
servant. We pay Jumi-half. – Quiet! Dai and paga!
– Poftiži and paga! – Respectfully, salutaži it on and boss!
– Thanks! What are you doing? You’re stupid, you give
50,000 of the money to eat? – More hair back?
– But I do not pay. – I told, Jumi-half pay.
– I hate this thing Jumi-half. Want to see me ruined, you
to see me in bare feet. I am the owner must
let me talk to your – How much charisma …
– Shut … Enters the elevator,
Count Sanseverino fool … – I arrived.
– You traveled comfortably? Thank you! Hello beautiful, the fragrance of holy water,
if living in barracks baptize you volunteer. Ciao! Do not forget, Casadei Emilio.
Free Services! – Valeria! In the end, my child …
– Mother … – You were here, Valeria?
– Of course! Where to be? – Better Tell me what you do here!
– Want to die? I phoned up the middle
night, and not ajunsesei hotel. – Of course not. Now we got.
– You left half a day ago. Torino was rail strike. You could even make a call. – And those at the phones were on strike.
– In Turin. And that were on strike … To do so we rented a taxi. What luck!
Even taxis were on strike … – A skid and to exit it on the road.
– And I knew that something happened. You’re awful, feel everything. Welcome! Do you realize what you’ve done? Had
to slam the door in the Chinese nose. – Deal with the mother, finds you and a camera.
– We got a room without bathroom. We do not make trouble,
just for one night. 319, 314. Cameras show them! Hello! What you want? I booked a room on floor
which stands Mr. Damiani. Do you want to check? That’s a message from me. Bufonule, liar, scoundrel!
Can you vomiži a message after the beep. On and ule, bćdćranule bastard … Traitor, ipocritule … – You wanted to hide?
– No. What? – You’re a criminal.
– Why are you here? Please come back to Parma.
I’ll swear, come and me tomorrow. – No I do not think.
– Do you want scandal? – In the end, you understand.
– I’ll kill myself! – I tell you or tell me.
– Well, tell me. Try to understand, is difficult
must find at … – 24 hours, one minute more.
– I’ll be damned … Key!
Send me up luggage, please. – Poftiži!
– Thanks! What a fool I am! Why go
stairs, elevator if there? – We live on the same floor?
– Yes. At 308. You want me to ruin?
Please get your a different room. – Remain in the room, I’m tired.
– I send lunch room. – Andrea!
– Where is our room? Grabe and get you if you want to change,
descend to earth. – Hello!
– Hello! – A knowledge are?
– No. They are polite! – Did you talk with the Chinese?
– Yes. Left. – What you decide, stay?
– Must remain. Can very well go back to Parma.
That Chinese … It was a business of three billion
nothing more … Hello, Mr. Earl!
I present my respects. The doorman told me that Valeria has come. If you back fur, it
go to the pub. How to not go to restaurants?
Who pays? Jumi-half pay. Need to clarify stuff
Jumi-half that. I find that half of it unilaterally
but i pay. Below is a pastry of a concetćžean
of us, I bought something. What we have on the menu? File ……………………. Animal pan RE sister …
Two scovergi meat. I’m hungry, I hope to meet
by Valeria in the restaurant. – You know you’re thought?
– Calculated and that you have left us few money. You’ll meet Valeria
a small coffee. Please contact your place!
It’s good there? – Bring me the least and pipe?
– Immediately! Your menu – Poftiži!
– Thanks! – It’s good here, my dear?
– Yes. – What are you doing?
– A fly … – It was a fly …
– A fly in the mountains in full winter? Not bite you? I had a
fly in front of your eyes … I think it’s because of altitude … Snow reflex,
I got into eyes … Maybe it’s better
if I change. There seems perfect. – Have you decided?
– Yet we have not decided. You know what’s difficult to choose. – You Bring appetizer to us?
– I got immediately, Ms. Thank you! – Now you? I got into dance?
– Yes … Flowers … What happened, Valeria? – What are you?
– I was torn stocking. – Do you want to contact your place?
– I’m watching … He must not eat,
should weaken. It’s my doctor nutrižionist. You exit IM? – Come to your table.
– No … – What are you standing? Sit down!
– Yes. Sit down! I feel bad. – What are you doing? Why are you high?
– You’re right, take place. – Let’s take our seats. I’m not hungry.
– Your not hungry … – I’m going in the room.
– Let’s go in the room. On and up! Help! Go to the floor, lady? – Three.
– On the same floor and I go. There you go skiing, baby? I have no desire,
I prefer to rest. – What?
– For your Flowers for me!
From who they be? – Did you hurt?
– No. I feel good. I will follow Until EVEREST, baby.
PHONE load of five minutes.
Yours, GIOVANNI San Severino Who sent your flowers? Hotel management gave me a gift.
Are nice, do you? Yes. I’m pretty … Why not exit to take a breath?
You should not stay with me … I feel bad. – Who is this?
– We need to talk. Are you expecting to lift more than 20 minutes.
Can not live …. Who was he? Click! Closed … Click!
Any mistake. – Effectively, I feel …
– Yes. I thought it a beautiful day,
I would not hurt a breath. – I hope you do not mind.
– Can you go, I’m resting … – I quit!
– Go! – Hello!
– Did I phoned to apologize. Gotta see you,
can not live without you. – Fur …
– What fur? I said coat, because
He and kiss all over your hair … – I your hair and you are mine …
– Both … – Yes. Two fur.
– I have damaged hair. I have destroyed two planes … – Fur …
– Fly, baby! What the hell are you, are you deaf? An hour tell you:
Fur, fur and you do not understand. – Now go.
– Fri and I with you. You can not live with me.
How to go with the servant? Story ends with the servant.
No servant anybody. Now you facts straight. If you want me to PACA are,
you kidding me. – I’m here.
– You delayed seven minutes. We did everything possible
to reach here. – What did you say?
– Nothing special. After all I did I could leave the hotel
you tell me that she had nothing to say? I wanted to walk …
the man of my life. It’s a nice thought, is not it? Cable car to go there
we will not bother anyone. You’re right, total discretion.
Are only five, six hundred people. What torment! Come! – It may be, lady?
– Come! – I brought laxative that you have ordered.
– Thanks! Can you tell Mr from room
music to stop singing? – Sure.
– You’re friendly. What? I received a reclamažie the customer.
Tell that bothers your violin. Who’s the fool who says that? His violin has Vasiomilova
anyone ever bothered. All have paid for it
hear the great Basil. I believe you, but be
direcžiunii communicate. Is this bad customer should not
Do I disturb me. To go to hell
if he does not like music. I gotta get back to 319.
310, 311, 312. 313, 314 … 3 … 315 … 319? Three missing numbers. 3×3=9. If you go down … Mathematically speaking, is 319. No, no … I hear music, I thought
is a disc I wrong room. – Where are you going? Get inside.
– I did no harm. I’m looking fur. To which you are dumb
does not like my music? No Master, I love music.
I am a musician. Are you a musician? What cānži? – At tamburii concrete.
– The concrete? It’s a large box that is:
boom, boom! My brother … ! Come! You’re a dancer! And I dance
When I was young. With all due respect, Master,
I feel like vomit … – A and to do in Russia.
– In Italy we are not ordinary nuiži. – Crashed.
– Leave me a hand … – Everything from īnghižiturć.
– I like mineral water, I duodenal ulcer. Not gas.
Cheers! – What kind of mineral water is it?
– That’s vodka. Vodka? Is this is my little secret.
Those in control are gone. – Who?
– We can hear. Vasi illegal drink only vodka.
Vasile says I beživul … – All are pro some are.
– Yes, all are pro are. Cheers! In a sign of good luck, eat glasses. – We Strüth stomach.
– I understand, all you head in the sand. Sorry! – I will sing your something beautiful.
– I have a little work … – Need to hear how large Basil.
– Welcome! Let’s hear it! – We brought water, ma’am.
– Welcome! Can you open my room my daughter?
Besides I can not sleep. – I get you water?
– Certainly, madam. Let’s go! I did 36 laps.
I feel my head like a wheel … We can not live life
atārnaži by a thread. You want me to live my life
Agatha by a thread. – What wireless?
– Thread your lies. You’re one in and you will not have the courage
never tell your wife. I gonna …. You have no courage even to admiži.
Asshole! ‘re Wrong! We did it! – Did you talk to her?
– I started talking to her … I surveyed, I tested …
You’ll see … Look! Almost there. – Let’s go!
– Stay a little. I want to tell your something. I hope you’re not bored you with me. May make seven, eight laps
and go to save … Buffalo to come. How many people, hopefully at
This may not be the so crowded … – For me, only you’re EXI …
– How to come to you? – What I tell my wife?
– Were coming to sleep with me. – You’re crazy.
– I gotta go tonight. You proved your love.
I’ll thank you! – Now you must go.
– We leave everything unfinished? I love you! Not behave like a child.
My husband is here. – Here?
– Yes, Courmayeur came today! Jester that … ! Giovanni is my husband!
Even if you’re an accountant. Goalkeeper buffoon that he assured me
that today no one came. You’re lucky, Andrea knows you not.
If we would see together, you would kill. Do not exaggerate. – Mother …
– What are you? I feel bad? I played with lighter gold and I fell.
It’s a gift from my mother … Andrea … I’m sorry! God … – You’re playing great and still hidden?
– What you Andrea, would you get it wrong? No need to help me, my darling.
Looking only lighter. I want to save your life.
The cable car and my husband’s. Why worry about? I’m here.
If man is causing me to be a duel, it would be first. Not understand, Giovanni?
It’s a žćran, gonna kill you. – Try to get up.
– No. I do, and worse. I know as … – Is there a doctor here?
– Netherlands, Giulia! Has no importance, I know, over
Shortly I’ll feel better. I feel better already. What are you? – I feel better?
– Yes, I feel a little better. Tonight
you to wait in my room. To take a breath,
your gonna do well. Giulia! May I make a shift,
See you tonight. To be punctual in tonight! Ciao! I have the wrong note. I put a C minor.
I got drunk, do not understand anything. – Stay a little.
– Must recover a fur. – Wearing fur? Like the Russians?
– Is a woman fur. – Woman wearing fur?
– Yes, it’s a long story. – You’re little girl!
– There are even little girl … – I love fetižele …
– I realized when I saw you. Ballet all my friends.
If you want, you can be my friend … – Let me say a couple like your …
– Stay, please … – I’m drunk, I can not stand.
– Stay. – Go back? Yes?
– Your sister. Goodbye’s partners! How bothersome!
Goodbye’s partners! 319, 319. It seems that this hotel is
two rooms with the same number. A photocopy … Who? – Tell?
– That’s Mr. Damiani room? – How?
– I want to know if the Board is Mr Damiani. I went to another room
with the number 319 there I met a Russian violinist
who kissed me. Me … – Lana’s here? Owner …
– No. I am his mother. I thought you’re niece
Sandokan’s, the tiger … Ciao! – Hello! Giovanni!
– You’re Valeria? Yes, I am.
You must do me a favor. – He and your husband?
– Yes, come and mother. It’s a fox will understand soon … Then we see … in another hotel. What to do?
Do it for me … – It was a beautiful dream, forget it!
– Let me see you one last time. … is for our good …
My wife and ireatć like a fox … – Non-Russian supporters and a monkey …
– Wait a little. Is the beast and my mother, when she and
teeth into prey drive, not leaves. Welcome! Yes, my dear! Tonight come to you, please
not come into the restaurant. You ruin everything, I love you more.
I love you more … Crook liar …
I’ll show you the Chinese … I have to pay him interest … – Is there are Giovanni?
– Yes, my love. I do not want to leave,
come to you tonight. – In your room.
– In my room? Do not worry. Tonight,
I will be yours, and you’ll be mine. – Two bodies and one mind …
– Ma and expecting? I look forward to you. – With whom you spoke, Valeria?
– But you, who you talking about? Who talked?
Who’s talking about you? – Valeria!
– Yes, mother. – Coming soon, mom.
– Will the wait for half an hour. – I’m hungry.
– Let’s get some place, Mom! What are you doing? My head spins,
I feel like vomit. Fucking violin … Fatal Siberian me that
drunk with vodka. Pepi, you announced that you feel
much better. – Now get up and go for a walk.
– And you, fuck you. – No Cause I’m on my feet. Understand?
– Cause I Stop here. Understand? – I feel like my ears snap.
– Come on get up! – You and the …
– Get up! – Right now to come?
– Yes. Must ventilation stinks. What nasty smell that …
Ice bags, shoes, blanket … – Take the blanket and sit in the car.
– I’m out ulcer in the duodenum … – Would you like fur? Then exit!
– Yes, I want. Fur cursed … I’m tired. Good night, baby! Baby … – But, but …
– Stop, Valeria! For four years you told me not to and a.
Just tell me tonight? – I’m tired, tummy hurts …
– Take your pills for digestive … You’ll feel better … Garizi salad … Rice … – May take one, to digest better.
– Pistachio ice cream …. You wanted a bicycle.
Now pedal. Come, your break a femur …. What noise do … Excuse me, lady! Here we are again in the program
Super erotic night. Program with cats … We start with a sexy game.
Who do I remove hair? – I removed myself fur.
– Are you crazy? You’re a really crazy … Lady is right
‘re crazy. Just because I do not credeaži
to jump on the lady! I just came from Parma
as to retrieve my coat. My cousin was given as Count
Sanseverino, I’m the butler … You know what?
Why are you interested in what I do? What a fool I am!
Why are strings? You have three minutes late.
I wanted to come to you. You’re not a woman
trains are running. Why do not you come earlier? – She had to wait to sleep Valeria.
– Why it took the so long? – I do not know.
– You did love. How beautiful when you’re angry!
No longer make love to my wife … Then do with me now taurule. – There were a fan of Juventus?
– Have mood … ! I do not pull your ears
you know I become an animal …. – Become an animal and tear you in three …
– You know you should you pay … You pay for everything, hairdresser,
tailor … I come, baby! Love of my life! Wait
made me ponder … I saw how I expected!
Snoring! Why do you like that, baby? Want to play with perfume
all night? No. You’re mine … Yes, I’m yours … What are you doing, go to your wife? No! I ate something
and stomach hurt. – Let me!
– Do not move here. – Not even the bathroom?
– No. Giulia … Phone call … – Yes.
– Bother you, Giovanni? Of course that bother me.
What? And I go through an aphrodisiac situation,
Porn-TV in private. Kitty!
It was from television. – I had to phone?
– How did you communicate by telegram? – You have recovered fur?
– Stop rubbing your head! Ungrateful bastard …
Look what I cousin! If that’s not in her room
mean that no man, not su e. .. So not met … If not I heard men-su,
means they are not in their room. So there’s nobody at 319.
I go and take the fur … I think not going on camera …
By the way … You again? What should I do
that you no longer meet? – I wanted to make my needs.
– It’s a crazy obsessed … I can …
I’m going to terrace … And I can continue to a. On what does one think that motherfucker? Andrea! Honey! You ran … ! Bastard, escrocule … To see what your jokes I’ll do it … I’ll give back your finger! – Who you are?
– You speriaži Mrs! Grand Vasile enjoy
always homage. At your orders! Excuse me thin, but an artist
and i really loves her body. Always sleeping and a.
Held even bothers my? You feel good, ma’am? No. But … I am humble … Lady!
What I got shot … No you do not place the toilet
the mother that cursed … If you do not find fur
I’ll be fired. I have no choice. Arrogant motherfuckers! This is 319. Get in and a break in two
the mother of Sandokan. Fur should be here.
Hair smell … Want to kill me? Vrćjitoareo … Toilet my dreams … Lord …. Five degrees on the Mercalli scale! What temper … I want to have fun. My kitty … ! 319. It’s here! Where you been, honey?
Who? Do you look, baby. – You’re not Andrea.
– And you are different. I do not know are you?
Let me! Vasiomilova are great violinist. Excuse me for even held.
BC artist and loves body. I always sleep of and a. You feel good, ma’am? No. But …. I am humble … I saw death with my eyes. Not Valeria! Again? Pig liar! You said it again!
Then you made love to her. I said again
that she wanted, but I … I, nothing … ! I swear! Are you crazy? What are you doing here?
Where is Valeria? Why would he be interested? Maybe he went for me,
can return at any time. I immediately proves that there
You made love to her. – How?
– Make love to me right now. – Again?
– So what? How many times have you-your
and prove those night? – There can?
– I had a visceral perturbažie. But sorry!
Not everyone can be a violinist. That I understand, but he has importance.
Do you realize that may come anytime? – Good! I talk to her.
– Please do not! – You know what?
– What are you doing? Hide. I want to see if it is true
you two do not love. Will be very easy to understand. Up here … Incoming! Please come in under the bed. – Hide!
– Right. – Put yourself under the bed!
– You caught me. Valeria! Where were you? Sing! No. Say something
your defense! Where were you? Have the courage to ask?
Do you look, grćsužule! – You did not know of your relationship?
– What relationship? To admit the truth.
Is an incompatibility between us. Can you swear? Weird! This is a perfect
not mine. Of course!
You get fragrance with mortadella. – You have a woman here.
– He and the E! Look under the bed! – You can see under a woman’s bed.
– No. I look in the closet. I think trick, are you doing in the closet. – God! Who?
– Are … Pig, degeneratule, maggot!
You do it with men? – Who knows?
– I know. It’s a little girl, everyone knows.
I never imagined that you … Let me explain! I hid in the closet
only to recover my hair. What fur? Countess fur. She knows.
I work for the countess. S little girl, and in addition it and thieves. – Excuse me! You are thieves and little girl?
– To end this, who’s little girl? – Arranged to and a. ..
– Do you believe that I walk you? I was looking fur. And you two,
with these family relations … I came here before you
I saw on entering here … Who went?
I eat … – Get him out, fool!
– Mr Damiani … – Speak as among men.
– Get out! Actress fucking!
Fat little girl … Little girl?
How many have to stand? – I said enough.
– Do not believe me. I’m going to sleep at her mother. My head … I must return the coat, owners
I will advertise when they come to Parma. – Ugly little girl …
– How many of you anymore? All hit me in the head.
And now this … – Giulia!
– Never can a person knows. What do you mean, Giulietta?
Please … I pity you.
Between us was over. Wait! How Do you can imagine?
With a nasty like that … ? I expected at all from you, more
little to disappoint me are like this. Please Giulia! Give me a chance.
I love you! I can give you another chance.
Presents to me on Valeria! We introduce you to: Valeria, she is mistress,
start World War III … If not what did I tell you, will start
the third world war. – God!
– Fur … – What happens?
– Giovanni … – What are you doing here?
– I learned that you have left .. Lady and she was gone … I said:
Whose longer answer the phone? I thought it may be more
use here than on the phone. I wrong? I have a great idea, Giovanni, an idea
that I’ll bring a bright career. – I have a mind like a volcano …
– What you remember … Come, Giovanni! – Who?
– I am. Can I come? – Again?
– You know, I … You could not tell me that there
are single, what? I wanted to introduce your
the best employee of mine. It’s a pleasure to meet Miss,
Please excuse my mess. Where did you find?
In your Easter egg? Bravo!
In fact, it’s a surprise. – Surprise we need.
– Why you stuck a stick of salami … ? – Come!
– Ordonaži, Mr Damiani! Giovanni! I am pleased
to your on your wife a present. – Only’re not crazy.
– Crazy? I introduce my wife as a bride
him. Fiancee of a client of mine. – Your wife?
– Yes, Giovanni, my wife … In this way, it was over jealousy
and the third world war … – There are a genius?
– You are a genius, Mr. Damiani! God!
It broke your Easter egg? Your employee does not look bad … – Valeria!
– I’m here. There you are!? Hi, love ‘!
I’m going to do a little background … What’s that, an excuse
to Althea search for men? – Quiet! Why talk?
– Exactly what I said. – Jokes and up!
– You’re a degenerate. Just do not think …
You know I slept all night. – I expected to go back.
– But I slept well … – You have to go?
– Of course, Andrea us wait. – I’m afraid.
– There must, Valeria is bad. – Do not talk like that, is an exceptional woman.
– A knowledge are? Less? You know you žii a secret? I can be sure.
Say! – I started a relationship …
– With me? Not you.
With Valeria! Magnificent! If you find husband, me first
that shot and then fired me. I mean, first I
fired, then I shot that. Do not worry, I will not say anything
are satisfied? Bullshit! Who will explain Valeria
logodiži that are not? I’ll handle it.
How well did you do that you told me everything. How nice that we have reconciled.
I told that I’m married. I have a daughter who is big now
my dear. I will follow up on your not,
watching me coat. Not mine. He borrowed
my daughter because I was cold. I did not know that I will remain more
mountain. If you like the so much here
Why not remove? You see porn show last night?
And non-Russian inatule! It was crazy … – We have a once we leave?
– Hey, sir … ! Here it is! It’s your client who we spoke.
I met this morning accidentally. Good morning! Allow me to your him
introduce my friend, Giovanni. I feel honored, Ms..
I am delighted to meet you. – I’m happy …
– What are you? – I have nothing …
– I understand, on this cold … And she’s his fiancee. Do not you feel it,
I’m your lover man – I do not feel well.
– His mistress? Yes, punk next to your
Anyone who tells you … my love … It’s just a joke. – What evil … !
– And this for you. – And this for you, asshole!
– Asshole? Thiele I’ll show you who’s the asshole! – Switch off your Mrs! My coat …
– What are you doing? It’s my baby … No! Fur not know how to swim. – Mom, do not leave …
– Give me coat … Give me back my hair,
it cost 3 million. Exit mother
prick me to handle …. What is the situation, Doctor? Frost the right ear,
20 days to recover … Frost the left buttock, loss
Skin sensitivity of the area … Frost of finger left hand,
phalanx partial … 28 days of recovery … Freezing left-hand circular,
complications in ice finger motion. Freezing nose
loss of a sense of smell. Temporary but not permanent. This is a type of frozen marrow. – That is not frozen?
– Exactly as I said. I remained frozen gun. The doctor said it would take
between seven months and seven years. Giulia had ambition to become a wife,
is a little too much for her. It was that of Giovanni married asshole.
Too bad! Valeria sin is īncćpćžāneazć
remains faithful to me. Too bad for her! Take a photo.
Be right back! – He and the good?
– I want to sit next to the groom. He and the, tighten up! What Hambar and you are … Sit closer
My device is small. – There, mother.
– I live near my daughter. – Zāmbiži!
– He and the good? – You done with that hand?
– You’ll make you crazy Russian … I do not want to do ballet, I’ve had.
Fatal Siberian … I touch the bottom, I kissed …
Whenever you tell that I’m not gay? I have lost hands, hair, more
follows, to freeze my ass … ? Andrea … Help! God …

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