TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke – Key of Awe$ome #13

TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke – Key of Awe$ome #13


♪ Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek ♪ – Where’s that donkey?
– ♪ Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck. Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequila and glue. It seems I’m spending every morning with my head in the [beep]. Got vomit up in my hair, but I’m way too sick to care. I’m falling down the stairs. I, I, I pull myself off the floor, then I’m almost out the door, but my family is waiting for me. Oh crap, not again. It’s an intervention. It’s cool. I’m fine. I can stop at any time. That’s a lie. You won’t try. Now you made your mother cry. Look. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I’m outta here, this is queer. I just drank a couple beers. Don’t leave. We love you. We even hired Dr. Drew. – This pattern needs to end.
– I think I have to puke again. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling. Then they all go down the line taking ’bout their feelings. It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with Jack. Also you borrowed my good bike and never gave it back. Stop showing off your butt. You’re making young girls act like sluts. And you’re starting to get a beer gut, beer gut. This behavior is a dead end. And P. Diddy is not your friend. You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan. Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-han. – This is whack. I feel trapped.
– We want the old Kesha back. Screw you Dr. Drew and your stupid camera crew. Hey you don’t have to shout. We’re just trying to help you out. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, it’s time you know. This is just a video. I don’t drink or pee in sinks. It’s what I want my fans to think. It’s all an act, and in fact, it’s even in my contract. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, we didn’t know. ♪ [laughs] Oh God. ♪ The Key of Awesome ♪ Hey guys. Thanks for watching. To check out some of the other Key of Awesome videos, click on these boxes.
– And don’t forget to subscribe. ♪ If you’re wondering if I want you to, I want you to. ♪

100 thoughts on “TIK TOK KESHA Parody: Glitter Puke – Key of Awe$ome #13

  1. watched this more times than i can count and this is the first time i realized there is autotune in it

  2. Hi, I would like to share three very important quotes with you that i try to share with as many people as i can. Jesus said “if you do not repent (turn away from sin: lying, stealing, getting drunk or high, pre-marital sex, commit dultery, hate, murder, suicide, witchcraft, homosexuality, using God's name in vain, praying to statues/pictures/paintings or anyone else but God, etc) you will all likewise perish (eternal fire)."

    Jesus also said "no one comes to the Father except through me (no one else).

    And third quote: “those who believe and are baptized will be saved, but those who do not believe will be damned.”

    God takes sin very seriously. If I steal a car just once I will go to jail, likewise God warns that if we sin just once we will go to Hell, if we lie, steal, have sex before marriage, commit adultery, get drunk or high, etc, just once. But God does not want us to go to Hell.

    God became a human being in Jesus. He took the blame for us and took our punishment. He went to Hell and came back, Jesus paid our fine, then arose from the dead because He is God, he can do that. He paid for us to go to Heaven, the door is open for everyone, but to be forgiven there are three things we must do besides just asking God to forgive us.

    # 1. Trust in Jesus. #2. Turn away from everything that is a sin because Jesus is not a license to keep on sinning. If you are in sin you are following sin into Hell and not following Jesus into Heaven. You are going the opposite direction. Just saying sorry and asking God to forgive you can’t help you if you are going the wrong way. You have to change direction. #3. Get baptized. Baptism means submersed under water, not just water on your head. Also, baptism is a choice you must make. When people are babies they cannot choose to get baptized. If a person is not submersed under water by there own choice to be baptized to Jesus then it is not a baptism. You do not want to be damned to eternal fire so if you haven’t yet, please get right with God as soon as possible; trust in Jesus, turn away from sin, and get baptized. Please do it today, you may not have tomorrow and eternity is a long time to be regretful. Thank you for taking the time to read this. I care about where you will spend eternity.

  3. 9 years ago being 10 years old I didn't understand Any of this, now 19 I understand all of the words and what they mean 😂

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  5. 2010: omg not yet
    2011:no cant be
    2012:yall have to wait
    2013: JUST KEEP WAITING
    2014: can you at least be patient
    2015 : ok my time is not done
    2016: not on my watch
    2017 : eeeehhhhh
    2018: wait for it
    2019: YESSSS AFTER SO MUCH YEARS ITS HERE

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